Monday, January 30, 2012

The King Has Proclaimed!

King Spitty has decreed that we (oh, he was sure to graciously include the two ornj goons and since we don't want any Royal Repercussions we (meaning I) will include them too.) be humbly bestowed this most auspicious honor! 
Thanks Sir Spitz~

Versatile Blogger Award 

These are the VBA rules:
  • Thank the person who gave you this award. That’s common courtesy. (check)
  • Include a link to their blog. That’s also common courtesy — if you can figure out how to do it.(check)
  • Next, select 15 blogs/ however many bloggers that you’ve recently discovered or follow regularly.  (ummmm. check)
  • Nominate those 15  bloggers for the Versatile Blogger Award. (check)
  • Finally, tell the person who nominated you 7 things about yourself. (check)
Since I too think 15 is too many, I'm following Spitty's lead and going for the 
 Fantastic Five:

Now for my Seven Things (now really... here's where I could go on all day!)
1.  I am 15 human years old which makes me like a skillion in Cat years... BUT!  I play like a baby kitty and can still jump 4 feet in the air! (on the grass outside, don't worry,) That Woman keeps such a microscopic eye on my every movement (if you catch my meaning) I'm exhausted just thinking about it.  See?  
2.  I come running for Tuna juice or the treat bag, which ever comes first. (And believe you, me! It's not nearly often enough!)  Meantime, mashed potatos and gravy are always welcome or one of these when they are fresh>>>
3. It is NOT true that I spend my hours napping so often that I am confused with small wooden carvings. I give the following example...  

I know, not even close right!

4.  I am often confused with my housemates, so here is a photo of each of ME>   (there will be test later)
NOT ME>>This is Jenga

ME ME ME >>>

NOT ME>>>Miss Jenga again!


NOT ME>>>>This is That Scrappy Cat my arch nemesis!

NOT ME AGAIN! > A very surprised Miss Jenga

And I get this one ALL THE TIME!!!  SO not me!>>> Miss Jack

I lied, the post is too long, there will be no final examination. 
5.   I have been called CATZILLA by some very unrespectful mongrels and I assure you, they have paid the price!  Here is a photo of the offending vermin. I have mounted their heads on my Cat tree.

 6.   I don't snuggle, so That Woman just stop trying ok?  Save her blood for the full transfusion she will need if those vermin remain here much longer.

 how serious is this face???
See what happened to that last cat that introoded onto my woobie?  I have locked her in the mirror!, and my other self stands guard to keep her there!

 (cue ebil laffters)                  MUUAHHAHAHAHAAaa!
7.  Lastly,  let's see.  I love visiting my blog friends and have over 300 on my blogroll.  It may take a while for me to catch up and I don't always comment but I ALWAYS appreciate the postings as it makes our giant world just that much cozier. 
not that I'm into cozy...I DID make that clear.  Just, figuratively cozier.   Thanks for reading all the way down, I tried to make it more entertaining with photos. 


  1. Stella, a really fun post to read! Concats on the awardie!

  2. Oh Wonderous Ms Stella!
    Thanks yous so very much for passing the Versitile Blog award along to me! Me is really excited! But me already had it and me gived it to Spitty the Kitty!
    But me will talks about yous giving it to me! And Ms Stella, yous deserves it!

  3. I love you sweet hero. My sisfur told me how she loves the ground you sleep and nap and walk on. So I do too. xoxoxoxoxox

  4. Ypur bloggie sure made mommy smile. I not sure why but she's laffing! I fink she likes it a BUNCHES!

  5. I loved reading your list, that was lots of fun! Congrats on such a nice award and thank you kindly for sharing with us!

  6. Disco is humbled by this award, and your admiration! He will try to make Teri post more pix of him, too! Oh...and those are Devon Rex, not Cornish, over at Critters in the Cottage...They have faces more the shape of Disco's...see the resemblance?

  7. Concatulations on your award! We enjoyed learning more about you and didn't know you weren't a cuddle bug. You just look so cuddly!

  8. Concats on your award! We don't think you look a day ofur 5, pretty Stella! We luf learnin about our furriends on these awards. xoxo

  9. Thanks for your comment on our blog! Great Blog you have! Purrrs Lars and odin

  10. We think this post was very funny! We MOL about looking like a , "small wooden carving".
    We should start a collection of those of us sleeping like small wooden carvings :)
    Merci! Thank you for the lovely award.It was kind of you to think of us. We feel humbled.
    We have a question.Do you think your Mama could help us figure out how to link back to you and the blogs she chooses to pass the award on to? LP is pretty much a computer dummie and is limited by her own abilities... or lack thereof. Srsly.
    Thank you !! We would appreciate it if your Mama has a moment to spare :)

    the critters in The Cottage xo

  11. congratulations on your well deserved award!

  12. Ha ha ha ha ha--this was The.Best.Post.Ever!! I will try really, really hard not to mix you up with Jenga and the rest. I love those little orange trophy heads you have mounted on your cat tree! They're a good warning to any others with "ideas".

    Ms. Stella! I cannot believe you are 15! You look like a teenager cat :-)

    I lubbed all those sebben things about you! XOXOXO

  13. Congrats on your award, Miss Stella. And we enjoyed reading those 7 things about you. We are grateful that you decided not to have a final examination, though. oxoxox

  14. Thank you for the award! We are honored! We also like how you edited the requirements a bit ;-) We will post it as soon as having a new kitten around will allow :-)

    It was fun to learn more about you! (and your siblings!) I wonder if I should mount Tetra's head to my cat tree... hm....


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