Saturday, March 31, 2012

Ms. Stella would like to add...

 Do you see?  I had The Gurl take this photo so That Woman could make a new header for My: Oh, that bears repeating: MY! Blog
Well, do you think she's talented enough to get it done? 
I don't really give a tail flick if she's off with all her so called 'Arty' things on  her own blog
 (though I do love the TARDIS prayer flag- the red part makes the hummer birds come down realllllly low *ebil cat grin*) 
and so, whatever!... She is the chief scribe to MY blog and truly, MY needs come first!
(don't even get me started on the Ornj Mutant invasion!)


Friday, March 30, 2012

Commencement Service Announcement!

We would like to invite all our CatBlogger furriends 
To the Commencement Service for 
(aka: Ollie; Noodle Head; Klept-o-cat; The Goon Squad) 
Who has apparently successfully achieved all 
the requirements necessary 
to become and official 

Cat  From Hell

Oliver received his induction notice last evening: 

Dear Ollie,
Yous has graduated to being a Cat From Hell!
Me is sending your badge !

Live long and prosper!
▌♥ ღ Nellie
.../ \

Cod Help Us All!
There will be no livin with him after this! 
*sniff* my baby! He's all grown up even before his first birthday! It makes a mother proud!
That Woman  

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Friday Filcher

If the feds show up at my door it won't be for the songs my daughter has 'shared' on the internets.  It will be because of this cat
You can read about his other filching

who has stolen retrieved more dog toys 

as the evidence mounts

Ollie: "I don't know what you're talking about, never see dat aofre in my lifes!"

I was considering putting up 'Lost' posters to see who would come to claim them though I'm sure it's just from our right-next-door neighbors and their three small dogs. 
Oh, the shame...

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Friday Flying Feline Follies!

In which we find our intrepid Ms. Stella;  "Queen and High Ruler of All the Kingdoms, Her Worshipfulness and Ever The Most Awesome *breath* and Fearless Flyer of All Timez who can Still do a quadruple back flip!"  ("very good elliott, you may be seated - not too close mind!"   Elliott: "Oh Thank You Ms Stella!" ) 

"I shall endeavor to teach each of you mutants some proper flying skillz.  This should help keep the noise down whilst I take my well earned naps.  I've had quite enough of crashes and yelling by That Woman!  You boyz pay attention!" 

(so i was all like...'YA I wanna buy the gold fishes, whaddaya tink I said?   and den he was all like... )
Ms. Stella: "OLLIE! R U Paying ATTENTION?"
'Wha?  Oh,  Yes Sir-Ma'am!  Sorry Ma'am!'

MS: "I think this is gonna be a long afternooon." 

Now, I've asked That Woman to help out today by waving around that silly stick and with flippy bits to help get you into the air! 

Here we go...
first, you never, ever, ever take your eyes offa dat ting!  *oh; and always make sure the lighting is just right too so the photo shows off your glorious red furred ear*

 "Then just as That Woman flings the thing make sure The Gurl isn't ready on the camera so you get a perfect blown shot like this... 
now you can spend the next few minutes resting (and laffing) whilst they argue over whose fault it was-truly, it doesn't get more purrrfect than that!. 

"Now,  it's your turn mutants... Elliot, you go first"

'eyes on the prize...eyes on the prize... and                         )

"PERFECT!  That was great Eli! Now take 5 whilst the yelling starts again..."  

"Ollie!  OLLIE!  Dude, You're up.. "

"Oh, ya, I'm up... now wha?  o...k...  ummmm... eyes on the side... eyes on the side... and                         )

"EXCELLENT OLLIE!  I didn't think your elevator went alla way to the top but you pulled it off!  ConCats!"

I pride myself on this one!

Just look at my magnificent tail!

Now Eli, it's your turn again...
  Wha?  This is no time for playing dead!

Or playing the hokey-pokey Ollie!
Honestly, you boyz are ADHD!

I'm callin' in some backup..

Elliot:  "Stop touching me!"
Ollie: I'm touching you!"
Scrapps:  "Here SHE comes, you guys knock it off!"

"Hummmm, think while Scraps is bbsitting, I've got time for some quick shots for my beloved...

...wishing you were here my lover...

oh dear.  those goons have chased poor Scrapps off.  Guess I'd better get back to them.

And the wind up... 

Nice One!

"Eli, you can't just yell at it to get into your mouth!"

Elliott: "I'm the baby, I can do whatever I want"

*sigh* "all right guys, We'll practice more later after your naps. "

That's it for now kitties, hope you enjoyed our flying lessons 
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

In and Out


ok.  ok. last one of the DaBoyz for a bit.  I had a bunch of Ms. Stella I took this past weekend (St. Patrick's Day) and The Gurl deleted them before I could dl them.  *sigh*  Rest assured The Queen is more than ready for her 'Close Up'.  

That Woman

Sunday, March 18, 2012


and nestled in the crook of my arm!  He's a clepto of more than just dog toys!  How do I love thee?

Friday, March 16, 2012


Ollie: "Hey Eli, Lookee! I am 'El Rico Suave!'
Elliott: "Ollie, you really are some kinda salami."

Thursday, March 15, 2012

A Tale in Three Acts

Miss Jenga: "hummm.  she thinks she will be working this evening in bed?"

"Let's just see about that..."

"Yup; work is over!"

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Morning Ritual

Hi guys!  Here's me, Ollie waitin for That Woman first thing in the morning!

Ok, so what I'm really waiting for is her coffee to be done!

Then she moves the thing outta the way so I can soak up the sun!

how do you start your day?


Tuesday, March 13, 2012

A Tail in Two Parts

 That Woman: Aawwwww, He loves me!
(Ollie: how long will this take?)

That Woman:  I've been routed!
(Ollie: 'bout time- she can be so thick!)

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Spring Forward?

well I did, and this is what happened and that's quite enough of that I say!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Sniggering Sunday

There is a reason we call him 'The OllieNoodle'.  If you pick him up he's just like a toddler , he will instantly throw himself backward and just stay that way, all limp while you carry him around from room to room.  What. A. Goober!