Pssssssssst... Hey! Under here! Is She gone yet?
That Woman: "Oooooooooooliiiiieeeeeee?"
Where is that cat?
and where did these come from???
I don't remember buying those?
Ollie: "What? I swear on my paw! They followed me home!"
That Woman: "Ollie! You mean you stole these??? Where on earth...
Oh dear, don't tell me. You got them from the little yappie doggies next door??? Oh Ollie!
That is a no-NO! We don't steal!"
Ollie: "I don't know what you meanz 'stealin'? I wentz over dere to the grass & they wuz juss layin around so I grabbed 'em and
asked all around brought them in da house for safe keepin. That's just bein' a spponsible Mancat. It's in my training.. Chapter 7, paragraph 3, sub paragraph H: under the big writing that sayz
'posession is 9/10'f s of da lawz'."
That Woman: "Um.. Ollie, you got a bird on your brains."