Pssssssssst... Hey! Under here! Is She gone yet?
That Woman: "Oooooooooooliiiiieeeeeee?"
Where is that cat?
and where did these come from???
I don't remember buying those?
Ollie: "What? I swear on my paw! They followed me home!"
That Woman: "Ollie! You mean you stole these??? Where on earth...
Oh dear, don't tell me. You got them from the little yappie doggies next door??? Oh Ollie!
That is a no-NO! We don't steal!"
Ollie: "I don't know what you meanz 'stealin'? I wentz over dere to the grass & they wuz juss layin around so I grabbed 'em and asked all around brought them in da house for safe keepin. That's just bein' a spponsible Mancat. It's in my training.. Chapter 7, paragraph 3, sub paragraph H: under the big writing that sayz
'posession is 9/10'f s of da lawz'."
neener
That Woman: "Um.. Ollie, you got a bird on your brains."
HAHAHAHhahaha!!!!! :D
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks for starting our day with a laugh.
ReplyDeleteYous is the bestest! But me thought it was Chapter 8.... Better gets my book out.
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Nellie
HAHAHA! That was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to cross reference this with my own handbook.
Thanks for visiting us this week : )
Katie & Glogirly
Oh I LOVED it. I wish mommy would let ME out. Who KNOWS what I'd bring home!
ReplyDeleteHa!! Oh, that is excellent!
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