Sunday, August 17, 2014

Sweet Baby G

Oh Darling Girl, good luck in your new forever home. 
I will think of you always and wish I could have kissed you one last time goodbye. 


Thursday, August 14, 2014

Mr. Ollie and The Sock Bomb

 So the other night I thought my big kids deserved some serious fun time. I found the KatNipLounge packages from BlogPaws (they had to be hidden since the smell would about knock over a self respecting human) and it wasn't moments before Ollie was crying and carrying on and following me around the house crying and... ALRIGHT! I will make you a sock bomb.  (it's circled in red below) Ollie was sorta trippin out lookin all dejected after I kinda snapped at him for goin after the wee ones.  I snuck it in under his butt.  (he likes being scratched there and gets all droolie and bitey in a cute way)
 
 
 
 
Next thing you know...
 
 
Lookit his little upside down love heart.  Ok, nevermind. I'm weird.  But I loves my son and he got some good lazer action and upside down toofs showin too.  I snorgled him to death, I did.  I don't mind tellin ya, he can drool and purr all over me anyday. 
 
The kittens loved them too but HOLY COD are they fast!  In no time flat they each had a sock bomb and were flying around the living room like maniacs!
 
So adorable.  

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

It's An Outrage!

 
So you think you know someone...
 
and then, three little mongrels kittens come live us for while (she says)  and so today she's preparing for work, la de-frickin-da... WHEN
The scene begins:
 
**strange noises coming from the front hall area near the open front door
 (oh fer cryin out loud you bunch of ...audience members;keep yer furs on!  the screen is closed!)
 
Anyhow, as I was sayin'. 
Strange noises. 
Woman comes running.
 
Now any self respecting (so called) cat-mom would have had the camera phone on video in a blink! 
And therefore could have thrust onto the world stage the sight of a small, grey plush kitten
going backwards all around the place banging into everything and causing much hissing from grown up cats who had come to inspect the strange noises because
 
said kitten
 
had her head
 
neatly stuck
 
inside
 
 
the empty tall tissue box
 
 
All I'm sayin'...
ALL I'M SAYIN
is that you KNOW if it had been the Ornj GOON or Cod forbid ME-- That little video woulda made the nightly news and we'd be sittin pretty for next years Pettie awards (PAWS DOWN) for that bit of film brilliance.
 
But no, sadly not.
And the offrontery continued when to drown out the appaws and laughter and adulation of all my fans I could still hear ringing in my lovely head... all I heard was
 
:OMG!  Kitten,, OHHH noooonononnono!  OH poor baby!  Omygoodness!  Oh you poor widdow fing...oh...."
 
 
 
OH  B  L A R F!
 
Yes!
it's an absolute outrage and scandal!
I have nothing further to say on the matter.
Feel my pain fellow inmates; we could'a been STARZ!!!
 
Sweet G:  "srsly?   Can you say 'Drama Queen?'
 
 
Ms. Stella "I heard THAT!"
 

Saturday, August 09, 2014

Sunday Catinee's (links fixed)

Some kitten's had a bit too much nip! 



And these kittens are enjoying the sun and we are even rewarded with a wee pink tongue near the end.