They're Back!

 Here I am

Nearly starved to death

If it weren't for the emergency rations I procured

I would have wasted away to nothing

The least That Woman could do 

is show a bit of gratitude!

mmmmmm RAT pops!  My favorite! 

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan 

PeeeSss: I've been ninja visiting; since they have been home it's been hit or miss dear furrriends.  Hopefully soon (not likely with the Gurl's Graduation coming up) when things are calmer She's promised to share pictures for all of us of the BEAUTIFUL big cats with us (including a breathtaking shot of a black panther from 3 feet away for Mr. Spitty)  to which *I* say 

big deal!

who cares? 

I'm right here and you won't find that giant Panther giving you such lovely homecoming prezzies! 

Now where did I put the rest of that lizzard?

Friday Funneee

In Which Ms. Stella has the night off

Good Evening! 

Miss Jenga here.  I'm in the sewing room with Her helping.  Apparently Ms. Stella is indisposed getting the rat outta Her bedroom from under the nightstand.  

While She has been super busy making NINE CatNip quilts in two days! 

One for each of my lives! 

Here is me sitting on the 'stack' of them.  

These don't have the nip in 'em yet.  But the one I'm lookin at???

OOOoohh  YAAAAaaaaaahhhh  BABY!!

She's still got two more to quilt tonight so I'll let her get back to work. 

We'll be visiting all around soon. 

We wish best fishes & better health to Mr. Puddy's mum who is under the weather.

And Ms. Stella sends her best to her 'sistah' Ms. Admiral and encourages her to come out from under the pillow & eat hearty! 

Peace Out kittens!  

Miss J

 

Stealth Nap

this may appear harmless

but I assure you

I'm NOT letting her outta my sight~ 

Offering...

Dear Ms. Stella,

I am truly sorry that you found out we will be gone for a couple days this week.  I appreciate with all my heart that you slept next to me on the bed last night (something you never do!) but must tell you it won't stop me from leaving.  I am teaching a Calligraphy class and on the way home me & The Gurl are going to stop here:

                                                      click the picture for the linky

I would like to share with you though, something I think you will be happy with.  Since you are the chief quality control expert I've decided to do this:  The new label for your CatNip Quilts!  Please review and let me know what you think!  You are going to be famous! 

Here it is:

I have made 6 quilts to take with us and I'm hoping to sell a few to fellow quilters who are possesed by their beloveds. 


Love,
Me

Oh Really?

I need to lay down the paw.  

I read on your blog that you intend on abandoning us for 3 days.  

This was not authorized.

There will be consequences.  

Be warned.

Easy Sunday

Oh how I love this kitty 

She's a Hottie

her ears reach critical mass but she stays in direct sun! 

That Silly Scrappy Cat!

Hi Scraps!

Ummmm

Well, we fear we've lost sight of That Woman for bit.  We've seen food reappear in the dishes and occasionally there is a chin scritch but that's it.

We are going to submit an add for a new slave, human with thumbs, someone we can really adore.

We'll keep you posted friends and hopefully will be able to get visiting privilidges restored

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Loco for the Pollo

(please excuse the blurry images; when it comes to El Pollo Loco I'm to quivery with excitement & don't sit still)

Um.. excuse Me?  Is that what I smell it is?

oh sheeesshhhh I cansht help myshelf I'm all drooooly now

Oh! The tender morshuls jusshst inshide der...  oh pleash great goddessshh of pollo... jussshst a tiny piesch to schtop my drooling schalivating schelf 

*note; there are no morsels showing; by the time I put a handful down & pick up the camera again, they are GONE!  She might be a 'Cat of a certain age' but she is FAST especially when it comes to her favorite widdle yickkin!  AaarrrrIIIIBAAAaaaa!

Happy Friday & Saturday to all!  Now that Blogger is cooperating we'll catch up on our visiting soon!

Thoughtful Thursday

Ummm,

ya; so......

that's better...

Hurry up Friday!

Wordless Wednesday

A Visit with Miss Jack

Ahhhhh; Sunny afternoon spent warming my furs 

Oh NOES!  Here comes That Woman 

"What the? Jeez Woman! Can I help you?  (after you back up a bit?) 

"Oh, well, ok; ya; all right; oh mmmmmmmzzzzzzzppuuurrrrrrrrrrrr" 

"Oh ya thatsa niiiiiice!" 

Happy Tuxie Tuesday Indeed!

Tummy UP!

We would officially like to enter the OK Cats Tummy Up Competition! 

These two SoCal babes will melt yer popsicles! 

Here is Miss Stella O'Houligan showing her creamy, nougaty center

And Miss Jack sporting her 'oh-la-la bikini'! 

We wish much luck and good fishes to all the entrants!

So there we were kittehs, ME, Miss Scrappy Cat and That Woman

sitting watching the Gurls computer

(see me lovez her; see my paw dangling down caressing her arm?)

That Woman was happy cos The Gurl was in a cram session for her AP Calculus test so WE got to use the shiny new laptop to watch the instant play :)

The netflix que had the show on  with some guy called David Attenborough and was all about birds

I was watchin

and droolin

 this lovely yellow canary was singin up a storm

 this redheaded bird looked especially tasty

Just ME and HER and we was having a NICE TIME!  THEN... 

alla sudden like, you-know-who comes strollin in and get's all nosey rosie!

Miss SmartySkirts Stella O'Maul-again had to spoil it ALL

We were watching this pair of Grebe's doing their mating dance and it was soooo prettyful to watch! 

and do you know what she said??? 

"Oh Look, Dinner and a Show!" 

Then there was this guy who was blowing up his red pouch and makin a lotta noise to attract more females 

He's a  Frigate bird! 

Do you know what she said then? 

"Oh DUH! Ms. Scrappy Cat, They are all friggin Birds!" 

I swear I don't know why That Woman puts up with Ms. Stella.  She's such a....

she's sooo...... she's just a big BABY! 

That Woman just laffs at me (but in a nice way and I know she loves me) and she say's 

"Oh Miss Scraps, you just don't understand Stellies humor and I just love that twinkle in her eye!" 

So we were done watching & The Gurl came home & now we're all off to bed. 

Hope y'all are having a nice time with your peeps too. 

Miss Stella:  "Oh Scraps, you are SUCH a suck up!" 

Miss Scraps: "Oh why don't you just go hack up a hairball!" 

Miss Jack: "JEEEZOOOPETE U2! I'm trying to sleep here!" 

Ms. Stella & Miss Scrappy in unison: "OH MYCOD!  IT LIVES!!RRUUUUUNNNNN!!" 

*MOLMOLMOL*

nitey nite!

Love; in a jar

I owes it all to my buddie Spitty Kitty

Him knows the way

of the Samurai

That Woman got me some of this

I did never have it before but since she's a worry wart concerned owner of an aging kitty

she thought it would help  my er... digestion

and have more nutrition and moisture that the OTC catfudz

first; I sneaked up on it, smelling it carefully

it don't smell like birdz or even mouses but I humor Her

She is thinkin it might not go over well, when...

OMYCOD!  Spitty!  Can you see my tounge^^ going lickety lickety split! 

Dis right here! Dis is some of the best stuffs I ever did eated! 

Well, not next to mousies; they a really are perfectly balanced for what anykitty needs.  BUT, dey is not always easy to come by.. So, I vote dis stuff the next best thing!

That Woman says this is Chicken & Gravy.  Next time I think we just needs the chicken. 

MOL!  Remind me next time to tell you all the story of the giant White Chicken we had in da freezer one time ago. It's a good scary story! You will laffs

Devil Wind

We haz had the Devil Winds blowing this weekendz. 

We don'tz get ta go out cos we no likes the trees flyin over our headz all crazy like

(although we are just sure Ms. Stella ordered the winds so has to have her beloved flippities released from the trees branchie grips)

At night tho

it's a different story

the wind calms a bit

and only then do we venture out...

that's when we discovered something terrifying

The Devil Wind opened the portal and basement cat was LOOSE

Worse still That Woman coxed it inside with treats!

It came in and we could tell it had been to the very depths of the basement and much had clinged to it's back

we haz photografic proofs

Later after it was brushed off we realized it was just Miss Jack
Thank goodness

But we still sleeps wif one eyeball cracked!

Fair Warning

 Last evening, That Woman & The Gurl were out 

in my yard laughing and playing with the racquety things and MY yellow flipities.  They were havin such a good time I didn't mind at first. But then: I noticed they kept hitting the danged things into the trees!  HULLO??  Oh sure, they'd laugh all silly like at each other and say things like 'my fault!' and  'sorry' but kittehs! were they apologizing  to ME? for taking my beloveds & lobbin them up into the fruit tree?  The ONLY tree I don't venture in for fear of another Mockingbird incident? I think NOT!  In addition... They had to search for some to play with in the first place  cos the last one out  got eated by the lawnmower man!  It was horrifying and I won't relay the gorey details here cos there is bb kittehs readin... I will only say that ALL that was left of my precious was tiny yellow bits scattered around the yard! 

So; I've put a protective force-field around this one.  A girl needs her beauty rest after all .  This way I can keep it safe while I catch up on my zzzzz's. 

besides, That Woman has been rather lax in the manicures lately so if anyone even so much has thinks about makin off with this they will face the razor sharp claws of DOOM!

MMMuuuuuahahahahahhahahaha!!!

Happy Friday HepCats!

Wordless Wednesday