Dear Ms. Stella,
I am truly sorry that you found out we will be gone for a couple days this week. I appreciate with all my heart that you slept next to me on the bed last night (something you never do!) but must tell you it won't stop me from leaving. I am teaching a Calligraphy class and on the way home me & The Gurl are going to stop here:
I would like to share with you though, something I think you will be happy with. Since you are the chief quality control expert I've decided to do this: The new label for your CatNip Quilts! Please review and let me know what you think! You are going to be famous!
Here it is: