(and quite possibly the funniest blog post to come along in some while.
That's right kitties,
You saw it here first: For those who are squeamish or for little bitteh kitteh's, viewer discretion is advised.
What you see below is what took place just prior to 'the gassing heard round the world'. Witnessing The Kings valiant efforts to evade capture and the inevitable -tutoring- that followed.
such a brave, brave soul!
Oh yes kitties; The Cat world continues to mourn the loss
Somehow, we manage to continue on
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
MOL big time!ReplyDelete
Spitty, Lad...I never knew....ReplyDelete
We just KNEW that Spitty went crazypants...ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
OMG! Ms Stella! Yous is the bestest! That video is trukly PAWSOME!ReplyDelete
Ms. Puss N. Buutz, Cattorney-at-PawReplyDelete
2468 Purina Avenue
San Francisco, CA 94100
Superior Court of the City and County of San Francisco
Mr. Spitty T. Kitty, Plaintiff
Ms. Stacy Hurt, Ms. Stella Hurt-Kitteh, Mr. Ollie Hurt-Kitteh, and Mr. Clyde Hurt-Kitteh et al, Defendants
Case No.: No. 870-666C
This complaint arises out of unauthorized and defamatory video portrayal of the plaintiff in circumstances where privacy should have been the utmost priority. Sneaky, underhanded photography and other illegal actions taken by the defendants were abhorrent, despicable, and wrongful. Such betrayal of the plaintiff's foolish trust was further perpetrated by defendants when they launched a blog post ridiculing the plaintiff at the most vulnerable point of his little life. Defendants made Mr. S.T. Kitty suffer a public relations nightmare beginning on September 8, 2012. The public disclosure of the now-infamous video recording has caused irreparable pain and humiliation to the plaintiff.
WHEREFORE, Plaintiff prays for relief as follows:
Under the Cause of Action for unauthorized and defamatory video portrayal causing incalculable emotional distress, compensatory damages in excess of $12,000,000.00 and punitive damages to be determined at trial.
Or maybe 10 cans of Whiskas Turkey and Giblets and a nice bag of Royal Canin Kitten 36 crunchies would bring Mr. Kitty to a settlement conference and avoid this nasty and expensive litigation.
I think Spitty is still a little sore of that loss!ReplyDelete
OMC! We never woulda thunk Spitty would go crazypants on camera!!ReplyDelete
Spitty, are you all right after that crazy pants act. It sure did make us dizzy and you must be that way too. Great video. Have a super Sunday.ReplyDelete
Uh oh! Looks like Spitty isn't too happy.ReplyDelete