We interrupt your nightly schedule

So kitties;

what happens at night is that we wait for Her to get done in her "no-no get off that fabric!" room see.  Then sometimes we get treats while she eats her dinner and we all bathe and hang out in the living room while she does quiet sewing with just her hands.    

After a while she gets up and goes into bed.  We know it's time so we all gets up and goes in there too. 

Except the last two times; she's locked us out!  

I mean; WTC?  (what the cod) is she thinkin?  

And we had to stay out all the whole night!  

When asked she said she can't sleep at night sometimes & 

tosses and turns (don't WE know THAT it really messes up our sleeps)

and so if there's no kitties on the bed she said she slept a little better.

The nerve!

So tonight we fixed her we did; long before she came in to go to bed; check it out! 

we is already there!  We tricked her!  HA!!  We knows she won't kick us off cos everyone knows it's waaaay bad luck to move a sleeping kitty.  

Only scraps wasn't on the bed yet but she was hiding under the kitchen table.  I know cos I chased her there earlier and got the squirted gun for my trouble 

(but it was totally worth it cos she screamolined to the rafters! )

Looks like SHE has to sleep on the couch tonight!  

MUUUHAHAHAMOLMOL!

xoxo

Ms. Stella 

I Get What I Want

MMMIIIILLLLLLLLLKKKKKKK!

I'm the Queen; 

I gets what I wants.  

And yes King Spitty; SHE is very stingy with the milks cos she says the worst thing is being woken up by my grumbly tummy and the paint peeling stinkies I leave in the box.  

You can tell She is the typist because she has flatly refused to type what I'm tellin' her about her noises & litter box... hurumph!

nitey nite kitties!

Sweet dreams of tuna

xoxo

Ms. Stella 

Mancat Monday

This is our other visitor.

A giant male Siamese who is a bit cross eyed. 

The flash didn't seem to distract him at all from his nippy toy.  

Normally a ghost, the second he hears or sees a human he's gone! 

But what to my wondering eyes should happen tonight?  After watering the back and letting the kids out for a bit;  I see a cat out of the corner of my eye playing with one of our toys.  I turn to look and am astonished that its this kitty!  

He sorta gave me a cursory 'nose in the air sniff' when I said 'heeey?'  and he didn't quite flash flee outta here when I got up and (sneakily crawled behind my couch so he wouldn't see me coming with my camera) snuck the last shot of him leaving. 

What was very funny is that as he skeedaddled out the back he ran headlong into little miss Hissy Pants Grey stripey girl whom I haven't seen in a few days.  I think his vision must be pretty bad and was surprised given cats sense of smell that he would actually run into another cat.  Course she was all hissy till I slid a dish with leftover foods in it for her.  

Here I was worried about my cats & found them all snuggled on my bed in the fresh from the dryer laundry.  

MOL

Sunday reflections

Firstly, That Woman created this collage on her pizap app.  Not bad for a first try. Not all the best photos but she was doing it from her phone images.

So yesterday The Gurl came over with a rental car & they spent the day shopping and running errands that are too pesky on just a bike. 

(how cute is that???? and the little duo is in the center of the bottom of the dish too)

That woman has a thing for cat dishes. We dont have any dishes that are metal or (dreaded) plasic. 

(which most cats find cause the dreaded chin breakouts)

I Myself wouldn't mind a metal bowl but She says no! Apparently when her parents would feed their BIG dogs (think GShephards, Rotties, Standard Dobermans) they would have metal bowls, the noise they would make while simultaneously being pushed across the tile floor while being hoovered out of with dog tags and chains clanging against the side of damn things is just not. going.to .happen!

I assure her that it wouldn't and I refute all her points saying that firstly, CAT metal bowls have non skid rings on the bottom. Second, the CATS who live here don't wear chains *shudder*.  She looks at me then and I know I have lost.  Alas, we both witness The Ornj Mutant eat. He may as well be a dog.  Right down to snarffling up all the dish remainders after we CATS have daintily first lickitied up every drippity drop of gravy. 

And The Gurl knows how much That Woman loves coffee cups from Starbucks (she doesn't like their coffee, just their crockery).

The Gurl surprised her when they got home with this

Happy CatNappin Sunday to everyone!

An Oldie but a goodie

Mistaken Identity

Friday funnee

That Woman was given a quote to interpret.  This is her first drawing.  The cat eyes are lampglass and she's keen on seeing what color the kitteh might be. 

We think it would be fun to hear your suggestions!

Holy Feral Break in CatMom!

THIS is not one of mine either!  I came home, closed the slider to find the screen had been pushed open.  I proceed to start to feed four cats...

Then I turn around to see one come out from my room. (He was all warm and sleepy and he wolfed the food down I put before him.

 

I was able to pet him the whole time he was eating and he didn't misbehave once.  Then I picked him up, food dish and all and placed him outside.

 

Am now feeling like a horrible Catmom.  Thank cod its not horridly cold here at night.  I have made makeshift shelters out of an old cat tree in the back yard. Also there is a double porch swing.  Its the raccoons I worry about.  *sigh*.  He's already been injured somehow and walks with a limp. In these photos I see some irritation in his ears.  Poor little guy. 

I know we can't save them all but he would be an awesome pet if he were fixed.  I have to give this more thought. Right now I only have a bike for transport and no extra cash for neutering even if I could secure a lift.   It's ok if all we can do is feed and provide a reasonably safe place and for now that's what I can do. 

i love how he looks like a saber tooth in this photo

Ms Stellie's new fudz

A couple nights ago,  Ms. Stella and me were kickin back in bed; she lays next to me (on my left) and just within scritchin distance. 

 

I play candy crush on my phone till I run out of lives just before lights out.  

 

All the sudden I hear some serious noises!  Not from my phone, I play with the sound off; I'd rather hear all my kitties purrrrrrin n the bed before sleep.   At first I thought it was my own stomach gurgling but alas, it was coming from Ms. Stellie!  It was SO loud.   Later the next morning she had runny sort of explosive poops, ick.  Next night, same deal.  So without waiting another day I went off to Petco and bought some new food for just her.  I know she loves her 'meaty bits' by Friskies but something must be just not right for her erm..mature constituion.  Other kitties all fine.  So after consulting Miss Teri about Mr. No Fur No's IBD (irritable bowel disorder) I settled on getting her some of the Instinct's Rabbit (limited ingredient) meal formula.  I also got some wet food cans - That are holy gods kinda pricey at nearly $2.00 for that tiny can! But nothings too good for the ol bat.

 

You can tell she's pleased. 

 

So far we are both sleeping quietly again and no more icky poops!

 

Oh, and cosequin?  She sits patiently until I open one and put it on her food, then she meticulously licks it all off first, then eats the food underneath! MOL

 

As opposed to Ollie who gets on the counter, practically head butts the can out of my hands in the morning before I can even open it and he has wound up with food on his head for not waiting for me to put in the dish! Boyz! 

 

Double Take

So I saunter out of the studio this afternoon and find this:

THIS IS NOT MY CAT
WHO let this STRANGER in our HOUSE???  (i know, how cute is she??)
BUT SERIOUSLY???

 

 

O, I C

 

really Ollie?  Can you see her waaay back there just looking at you??? She musta put a hypno spell on him.  Well for now she can stay, I mean I can't boot a feral  kitteh out of her sunpuddle (and safe spot).  No one else seems to care so I guess she'll take off when she's ready.

 

Now I'm seeing cats everywhere

And a duck

 

Oi

Scrappy Cat Froot Bats

Madcap Monday

Heya guys!  Me 'n mom had a tussle in the sunpuddle! 

Here I am windin up the ole tounge & fangs!

'come on mom!  I won't get you again! 

what?  what are you sniggering at? 

Wow this sun puddle feels so awesome on my tummy--care for a snorgle or two? 

Sunday Shenanigans

Premature?

Maybe she doesn't need this yet..

Cat Graffiti

Excellent!

Ms Stella

And her Meaty Bits box

The Ms. Stella Molecule

"Here I am."     

"I'm partial to this 'one'

It's orange-ish like me" 

"It sits alone, sentinal guardian of the riff-raff

Much like my job"

 

"I understand, it's so hard to uphold the mantle of Leadership"

 

 

"Hope 2014 brings all my HepCat furriends and their slaves

into perfect alignment"

 

or at the very least, some sort of grouping. 

 

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan  

Oliver

Miss Jack

Miss Scraps

That Woman

 

Son day

Merry Christmas

From our home to yours!

Economy seating

I was sitting next to Miss Jack.  This is why it's important to remember to go to the bathroom before you get in bed. 

A Rare Moment of Tranquility

Scrappie                                                  Stella

Scrapps

Wee Tiny Stellie

Secret Paws 2013

Our Secret Paws Santa Claws this year was 

Sometimes, Cats Herd You!  

We got a darling box from 

Pierre, Ashton, Newton & Juke

That Woman thought you might enjoy some short video of us. 

Ms. Scrappie & Miss Jack were off sunbathing but between Ollie & Ms. Stella herself there was plenty of action! 

We can't thank you guys enough!  We love everything and even now when that woman is clicktying away we are having a ball chasing those soccer balls around! (especially over the tissue paper) 

Bonus Vid of Christmas Mantle and The Toeless one playing with the tissue paper, some more... 

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Happy Catmas... Now watch this!

Funniest Cat Christmas Video ever.  Seriously, watch and laff your tails off! 

or this one...

This film maker is brilliant

The wrath

talk to the paw cos the face ain't listening

I can't even look at you

what's wrong with you Woman?  Don't you see my eyes of shame upon you? Begone you dog lovin heretic!

pphhhhtttbbbbbttttttt! 

I run my blog with an iron paw!  CATS RULE

prolly take me for e.v.e.r to get this smell outta here

kiss this paw elebinty seven times & say twenty Hail Basts and I just 

might deign to speak to you ever again.

That is all