Meme Tuesay

Maniacal Monday

Ohhh; this looks like the perfect place for an ambush

OOOOOOO Scrapppppyyyyyy  CaaaaaaaaAAAAT!

 

*heehehehhehheeeeee*

Uh Oh... I know that voice... think I'll head back in the house till she gets over herself 

 

Drat!

Sunday Cartoons

How many times 
Do I gotta tell her? 

You want a pic of me? 

You feelin' lucky? 

NOT! 

I have freckley lips( if you biggify the photo you can see) She thinks they are too cute

so I lure her to lay on the grass in front of me

*snickers* this oughta be good!

 I look right at her while she's er...descending and then ...  adjusting

(laying flat on the ground chest side down is not...er...easy for her, there is further adjusting....)  

I wait patiently and stare right at her (and the camera)!

All set?  Ok, Ready, Set? Go!

Oh whoops!  sorry, there was a ... bug  or something moved anyway...

ok, I'm looking right at you now; see my beautiful face and intent stare right at your face?

 try again...

 DUDE!

Did you SEE THa?
uh oh...
 oops.. sorry... Ok, this time really, 

er.. NO I don't think this is funny.
Looks like I have a hat!

Not even a cute one by Sammy & Andy's mum
but some lame-o trailer trash version...

Can't you simply do anything right Woman?   *sigh* 

Times up; I gotta get to the back yard; the towhee is calling me...

MOL!  Kittehs; it's so fun to torture Her, I mean, she is OLD and so getting up and down from a prone position is the funniest thing to watch.  

Hope your cartoon channels are workin' for y'all today too! 

Happy Sunday!

My favorite game!

An awesome Caturday indeed!

That woman found me here

and she remembered my favorite game

AMBUSH! 

see my favorite ^^^toy right there

it was made for me special by Perrio & Mile's mum 

I'm pretending right now that it doesn't interest me in the slightest

as a C.A.T. that's my job to be stealthy and lure my prey in closer 

for the game!

AACK! where'd it GO?

AH HAH!

my fiendish foe!  I haz you NOW!

Keeping one single claw on it before the bitey! 

 this pic is dark but if you click you can biggie it and see my paws holding it from escape- my nose is resting on it right before....

(due to the graphic nature of the next photo of the dreaded bitey; the photo was removed out of respect for the squeamish)

The shroud of Jenga

Time for napping now  

Have a fruitful Caturday!

*gulp!*

You!

Human!

Come here~

Do you see this?  This is called grass

YYyyyeeeessssss.....  that's right; you can even lay on it!

This is called  being outside

come on then...

you can do it...

I know it's hard especially with your legs and fingers all wobbly from the withdrawals...   but since your interwebz haz been broken for three days you could come outside and see what the world looks like... out here...

Our friends in CBland will understand.  There's a good girl..



Towhee Taunting

oh,

how

drool   droll...

A Bird, A Cat in the twilight

Ms. O'Houligan:   

I resent the comment that this is the only bird I can catch at my age

At fifteen human years

I think I look pretty dang good!

When That Woman comes home in the evening and we get spend some time out in the back yard

chattering at the birds overhead

rubbing all our favorite plants 

and playing chase across the grass.  

I put the stalk on Miss Jack; and she got all sideways & halloweenie cat!  She looked so funny

I just ran off in the other direction laffin!

How do I get anything done?

Notice the lint roller?

Now notice the lump at the top of the screen?

What the??

No use yowling at me!

I'm trying to roll all the cat hairs off oneside

and she's gettin 'em all on the other side

that is quite efficient a nuisance 

this is not funny in the least Miss Jenga

oh 

the muzzle of my discontent

Daily Lessons

HELLO KITTEHS!

 (I'll give you a moment to biggefy my gorgeous self, go ahead; you know you want to)

Today That Woman was so relaxed that she ate her breakfast outside with me.  I LOVE to be outside and really enjoy it when she's outside with me too.  

I just don'ts ever tell her or I'd never be able get all the spit off my head from her gob!

So she espied me doing what I do best.  

(hoooray for Her to learn how to puts the writing on dem like Puddy's mum!)

This bird is a California Towhee (this is either the female or male one of a pair that has come to our loquat tree for fruits)

 the above pic is mid fluff.

Here it is espying ME! 

I'm ignoring

So then She comes out to look at flowers 

for size :)

heehee!  So tiny & blue & yellow!  

Under my plant I am strategically placed you can see the hanging feeder to the right

Little male purple housefinch.  Yes, they are called Purple, even though they are Red.  Don't asks us; we don'ts know what the otto,  adiou,  bird people were thinking!

So even Jenga got to come out and enjoy some sun; though she meyowls the whole flippin time!  

 You can tells she's not wild at all or she'd be quiet and stealthy like me

the Great Huntress (retired)

Oh fer! Seriously MOM?

Anyways; heres a very short vid of me enjoying the grass.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Check it OUT!

OMYCOD you guys!!!  Wanna see some fantastic Bird TV?  Check this out!!!

Eaglenest Cam in HD

Power of Observation

Syphinx cat says:

"Why yes that is a cat bird feeder thingy, however That Woman has taken great pains

to make sure it stays so filthy, and icky and full of leaves that no bird ever comes near it!" 

Blast that evil Woman!

Finally Friday!

OMYCOD!! 

I've LOST my EYES

oh no wait a minute, I was just asleep

whew~

Cat Physics

Theory of Cat Physics

Even though the cat is small; 

it can be very, very 

dense

*no Ms. Stella,  dense is not the same as dumb so kindly remove your claws from my leg* 

For the Cats at KatNip Lounge

I found Katnip Lounge's LIMO!!! 

Thankful Thursday

You get one shot...

Only one

Then it's gone

Be thankful

xoxo

Ms. Stella

Wordless Wednesday

Reflections

Scrappy Cat asks: 

Does this shadow 

make my butt look big?

That woman has been busy here

She also finished another commission that she will post photos of soon. 

Thank you Spitty Kitty for smackin' 'er upside the head!  This MY blog after all.  

even if I am forced to post photos of the scrappie cat

xoxo

Ms. Stella

April Fools

It's so hard

You try, you know? 

As the 'mom'

And what thanks is there?

You wake up to this

What the?

*puts glasses on*

"Oh

I 

C"

A bit of fun

now to round up the usual suspects for questioning...

ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.........

"Ja.... well, ya; ok it wasn't you... "

"Miss Stella, what is the meaning of this?"

"not now... I'm busy...can't you see??? put yer glasses on Woman!" 

sigh...

"Um, Miss Jenga?  I know you are mostly in your room or your tower but you didn't by

chance happen to see anything 'unusual' this morning have you?"

Miss Jengs: "Well my dear, I do have to watch you change clothes. I'm afraid I am a poor judge of 'unusual' after bearing witness to that."  

sigh...

Now where is that Scrappy cat????  

                                                                                                                         searching...