Miss Jengs

Best light in the house. 

Tickled Tuesday Tauntings

That Woman laffed so hard she nearly fell off her AMPLE behind onto the floor.

Good thing she didn't

We'd need some crisco and crane to get her back up to the keyboard!

**she deserves all kind of malicious remarks after posting something like this on MY page.

I can't help it that those videos from my younger ManCat chasin day's were so popular hacked! 

I was ready to serve *King Spitty a summons till I realize this kitty looks nothing like that Rake!

*Thank Cod, he'd never fit in his Furrari! ..snicker..

xoxo

~Ms. S~

Srsly?

Miss Jenga:  "What, you're really going to sleep with the infernal thing as well?"

That Woman:  "Ooooh, look at those delicious whisker humps and moist nose leather!"

Miss Jenga: "There is no peace.  I'm callin' Sandy Claws, this is intolerable!"

Ollie is the bait...

Ollie: "Hi Mom,  don't mind all those people coming in, they are here for your  *cat photographers* intervention meeting."

Guerrilla Gato Graffitii

How awesome is this?

While sitting st the pollo loco drive thru waiting for lunch, spotted happy kitty waiving MEOW!

That Woman: "My hand isn't in your face..."

Miss Stella: "Get what's in your hand out of my face..."

 

Ms. Stella:  "Jeez, you'd think that with this fancy schmancy camera she'd at least be able to hold it still!"

Testing...

Warning.  That Woman finally upgraded her 9 year old dumb phone for a smart phone.  She got the Galaxy III by Samsung.

OMC!

Now not only can she listen to Pandora she can transcribe my posts.

Think that means I will be more up to date?  HA!
The upside is you will get more timely photos of moi and that HAS to be a good thing.

Hey Girl...

I know this is crazy

and I only have my lerners permit

but if you wait a couple months I can take you for a ride, maybe!

*aHEM!  OLLIE!  Get outta Stellies ride! She'll have yer guts fer garters!*

Miss Jenga says:

STOP MOVING THE DAMN SUN!

Holiday Spirits

That Woman here,

Friday night I attended a Christmas party & had wine, it was lovely. I felt so grown up!

Later on at home I had a bit more wine and after all the 

sweets from the party I was wide awake; at midnight

The moral of the story children?

NEVER have wine, candy & try to make normal Christmas Cards at midnight.

Ms. Stella: " I fail to see what's so funny."

Catechize Cattus Caturday

"I'd get the nanner, 

but then  I'd have to get off my woobie"

Friday Flighty Feathered Fiends

 And they come en masse

 occasionally spooked but not in flight for long

 there's magnolia seeds to be had!  

this one was the sentry; 

in a rare moment his beak is closed

rest assured he had his eye on me taking photo after photo of the hoard that decended into three

trees in my front yard.  They are noisy, bossy, skittish birds but 

the reward is 

Color, 

glorious color! 

Just look at that wicked lime green of the flight feathers in the above photo! 

They blend so well into the trees that if I didn't do super zoom in photoshop you 

couldn't tell they were there. 

*except for all the seed pods they knock off onto the ground & street!

Furrrsday goo inducement

A baby clouded leopard.

the toes

the nose spots

the curled front paws.

could.u.just.die.??

That Woman actually gets leaky eyes when looking at this kitty porn

THANK COD she doesn't work at a big cat sanctuary or zoo.
i bet he makes squeaks too

ManCat rule #47

It is very mancatly to sleep in someone's undie drawer, just so long as you've just come in from outside where you were playing in the rain and mud.    

Word

What I heard...

from the other room
while I was cleaning up where we spent the day making our Christmas Cards. 

 The Gurl:  "Ms. Stella ?? 

ooof!

 Hahahhaaahahaha"

What I came out to see: 

those are definately lickity marks all over the cool whip on my pie...

*sigh* 

Cod love her

xoxo

That Woman 

Sunday Snoozin

One for the Books

Ok guys,

Here's a story ya.  It's a bit long, but so worth the read.  It'll warm the cockles of the most ebil, flinty little black hearts.

Our story begins in June, 2012. 

That Woman has a buddie she works with and that buddie came in one day and asked her:

"Ok, you're the cat person right? (isn't this the best way to start the story?), What do we do?  At my condo there's this kitty who is hanging out on our back patio, he meows & meows but he hisses at us if we get to close. He looks half starved and we have tried giving him milk but he won't drink it. (smart kittie!)"

That Woman:  "You have several options, put a trap out and take him to the pound or trap him and do TNR, or keep him, start feeding him and gradually he will come to be friendly and want to come inside & you can take him to my vet who will fix him, give him his shots, trim his claws, give him a bath, etc. Basically make him a bit more civilized.  I will be happy to come and take him if he continues to be a problem.  I'm sure I can figure something out."

--Ms. Stella: Cod love Her, but I tell you if she would have brough another BOY into this house, I would have signed my resignation papers right then and you would be reading this from myself on the run."

That Woman: O for pity's sake Stell, what were we to do? Leave the poor boy out to get into who knows what trouble or be murdered or run over or *gulp* worse (with Halloween coming up)?  NO.  Stop being so selfish! 

*it should be noted that her buddie sent a photo to That Woman of the kittie in question and he looked pretty sad.  Filthy, thin, scared. 

Anyway:  That Woman kept tabs and her buddie got cost estimates for all that would need to be done and meantime her buddie (who was on maternity leave) had her baby and was feeding the kitty, her young son named him 'Patches' as he was white/black.

After Thanksgiving That Woman was back at work, her buddie returned and gave the end to the story.

Over the Thanksgiving Holiday they were home enjoying the weekend at their condo, they noticed a young girl wandering the complex with an older man.   Then she noticed the girl talking to Patches who was perched on the fence.  Her buddie flew out the door & was about to admonish the girl but the girl told her that she thinks the cat belonged to her dad.  Her dad had moved out of this complex in June and his kitty got out in the confusion and they couldn't find him, but couldn't stay either, the trucks were leaving to move him to Palm Springs.  

Patches disappeared into the back patio and then the dad came up and so they all went inside.  As soon as the man saw Patches, and more importantly, Patches saw the Man, Patches ran and  LEPT into the mans arms and the Man was besotted and started crying and was rubbing and loveing Patches and Patches was rubbing and loving and purrrrrrrrrring his ever-loving little heart out to be reunited with his Man.  Patches real name is...  FESTER!  HAHhahahahahaha!  Isn't that the best name ever!??  

Here is a photo of Patches/Fester before he went home to live with his Man and they lived Happily Ever After.

Happy Thanksgiving Indeed!

For the record,

That Woman here:  I would have taken him in a heartbeat, but my buddie

was doing right and giving him good food (that I told her to buy) and he did warm up

to them a lot after that. 

He wanted to come inside, but they were rather superstitious and didn't want

kitty in with the new baby no matter what I said.  That's culture for you.

All's well that end's well.

xoxo

Ms. Stella

*who has unpacked her bag and put the treat box back on the shelf*

Thor-sday

what a goon

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Wordless Wednesday

xo

Miss Jack

Torbie Toesday

This Just In!

Supreme Cat Show Photos from the UK

I can't believe Miss Nellie went & didn't post about it!  Check out photo 11 complete with sign that say's
Don't Touch Me!

And my heart just melted:  (*posted for Furrydance)

And this photo will just make anyone smile!

Ms Rosa Wardel with her cat 'Blue Snowman'

I
Love
Cats!

That Woman

Caturday Capers

Shh!  here She comes, act natural

srsly, somekitty give a better caption than this

That Woman is losing her touch

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Back in Black-- Friday

Happy day-after Fangs-giving!

The bird is et

The kitties are stuffed

That Woman is still sniffly & taking it easy after yesterday's cook-a-thon

Here is what I am doing today, 

care to join me? 

(I know you already are you sly kitties!) 

xoxo

Ms. St-hella the overstuffed

gratuitous cute mancublet's

Sound Asleeping

That Woman is back to work this week but not there in her head yet. 

We'll catch up soon.

*see how nice I am, I give her a break, she is just a pathetic human after all*

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan 

M.I.A.

Heya Kitties.

That Woman had a great class but caught a horrible flu bugz at it.  She did her lecture on Monday night and was a blast & went well but we haz had her on the couch since then.  She is in really bad shape wif sneezing, coughing and body aches.  We will be keepin her there till she starts feeling better.  We haz made sure that our treat bags are close so now and again she tosses handfulls off the couch, iz like Mana from heaven I tell you.  

We'll be back soon

lovez to all

Ms. Stella & the gang

A Little somethin'

If you haven't visited The Critters in the Cottage you may want too.  That is the home of some truly amazingly cute felines & woofers.

One in particular took hold of That Woman

Miss Esme

(because truly That Woman has always loved the name Esmeralda. There was a time when she attempted to demand we refer to her Esme  owing to her adoration of  the character Esme Weatherwax -- of Discworld fame.  Supposedly she's some like really great Witch who uses something called 'headology')

but I digress...

Look at this face

So during Ms. Stella's auction, Miss Esme's handler LP requested something just a little different.

Ms. Esme has her own bassinet

LP requested a CatNip quilt but just a little larger to fit the bassinet. 

She requested that if possible a liner for the bassinet would be good to so

before too long That Woman and LP came to an understanding, fabric choice etc.

Here is the result.

Here is the back of the quilt

LP writes that Ms. Esme approves of her ensemble.

Yay!

Another satisified customer!

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan

*who grudgingly admits she's a wee bit jealous of Miss Esme's striking choclolate mask and piercing azure eyes!

Peace Out!

s'ok, I asked Miss Katie if I could stealz her sign.  I felled in love with all the paws, and I can tell Miss Nellie's and Kosmos and Miss Katies and Wally's in there and they iz all my blog friends.  And it looks like a Savannah kittie is in there too, coz they look like Miss Jenga the Bengal with such pretty spots. 

Since That Woman sucks at the photoshop thing I HAD to steal of course. 

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan