Friday, December 21, 2012

The Twelve Days of Christmas

From That Woman
(who has lost what was left of her sanity)




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♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
On the first day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
A cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ 

On the second day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Two ankle biteys and
1 Cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ 

On the third day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Three lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ 

On the fourth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Four photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ 

On the fifth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
4 photo bombs

3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ 

On the sixth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Six peed on stockings 

♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ 

On the seventh day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Seven severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ 

On the eighth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Eight midnight yOWlings
7 severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
On the ninth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Nine shredded presents
8 midnight yOWlings
7 severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪

On the tenth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Ten tree lights a missing
9 shredded presents
8 midnight yOWlings
7 severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪

On the eleventh day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Eleven broken branches
10 tree lights a missing
9 shredded presents
8 midnight yOWlings
7 severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ 

On. the. twelfth. day. of Christmas. my dear cats gave to me...
Twelve broken ornaments
11 broken branches
10 tree lights a missing
9 shredded presents
8 midnight yOWlings
7 severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys

♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ *¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
AND ONE CAT YAK ON THE NEW(ish) CARPET!!!

♪♫*¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪ *¨*.¸¸ ¸¸.*¨*♫♪
.¸¸ ¸¸.

The cats in question will be retoring with their OWN 12 days next week.
**maniacle laughing.....**


Our 2012 White Christmas
That white garland is recycled packing paper

13 comments:

  1. Wow!! That is the BEST SONG EVER (well, my Human says it is anyway) and we LUBZ your tree!

    I can't WAIT to hear the song the kitties come up with! XOXOXOXOXOXO

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  2. ooooh your tree is so beautiful... and the song is PAWESOME! but we can't wait to hear what comes next...
    Harry, Dexter and Tipp

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  3. Much better than the original lyrics ;-)
    Purrs

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  4. Must be THE BEST version on that song ever made :)
    LOVE LOVE LOVE your Christmas , I mean Cat tree !

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  5. That song was Yule Cool Terrific!!! Your tree is very, very pretty!

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  6. We like this version BEST OF ALL! Purty tree! Purrs...from your friends at Colehauscats.com

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  7. Your Mama made us laugh and laugh and giggle too singing that best song ever! It should be the number one , official Cat Christmas song!!

    Merry Christmas to That Woman and to each and every one of you :) Try not to be too naughty now...Santa Claws is almost here!

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  8. Oh! Oh! Oh!

    I got my Secret Paws package! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

    I put pictures on y blog so everyone could see how sweet my gifts were. They totally rock!!!

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  9. reposted for Derby & Ducky

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  10. Thanks so much, we had missed this one!

    Purrs.

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  11. We think your version is great!

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  12. ENCORE! We loved it. Happy Caturday, furriends.

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  13. *clapping paws*

    Loved it!

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