From That Woman
(who has lost what was left of her sanity)
•*¨*• ♥ •*¨*•
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
On the first day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
A cat yak on the new carpet
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On the second day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Two ankle biteys and
1 Cat yak on the new carpet
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On the third day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Three lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
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On the fourth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Four photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
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On the fifth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
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On the sixth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Six peed on stockings
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
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On the seventh day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Seven severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
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On the eighth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Eight midnight yOWlings
7 severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
On the ninth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Nine shredded presents
8 midnight yOWlings
7 severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
On the tenth day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Ten tree lights a missing
9 shredded presents
8 midnight yOWlings
7 severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
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On the eleventh day of Christmas my dear cats gave to me
Eleven broken branches
10 tree lights a missing
9 shredded presents
8 midnight yOWlings
7 severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys and
1 cat yak on the new carpet
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On. the. twelfth. day. of Christmas. my dear cats gave to me...
Twelve broken ornaments
11 broken branches
10 tree lights a missing
9 shredded presents
8 midnight yOWlings
7 severed roaches
6 peed on stockings
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ FIIIIIVE DEAD-ED MIIIICCCEEEE♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
4 photo bombs
3 lizard tails
2 ankle biteys
♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ ♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
AND ONE CAT YAK ON THE NEW(ish) CARPET!!!
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The cats in question will be retoring with their OWN 12 days next week.
**maniacle laughing.....**
Our 2012 White Christmas
That white garland is recycled packing paper
Wow!! That is the BEST SONG EVER (well, my Human says it is anyway) and we LUBZ your tree!
ReplyDeleteI can't WAIT to hear the song the kitties come up with! XOXOXOXOXOXO
ooooh your tree is so beautiful... and the song is PAWESOME! but we can't wait to hear what comes next...
ReplyDeleteHarry, Dexter and Tipp
Much better than the original lyrics ;-)
ReplyDeletePurrs
Must be THE BEST version on that song ever made :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE LOVE LOVE your Christmas , I mean Cat tree !
That song was Yule Cool Terrific!!! Your tree is very, very pretty!
ReplyDeleteWe like this version BEST OF ALL! Purty tree! Purrs...from your friends at Colehauscats.com
ReplyDeleteYour Mama made us laugh and laugh and giggle too singing that best song ever! It should be the number one , official Cat Christmas song!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to That Woman and to each and every one of you :) Try not to be too naughty now...Santa Claws is almost here!
the critters in the cottage xo
Oh! Oh! Oh!
ReplyDeleteI got my Secret Paws package! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
I put pictures on y blog so everyone could see how sweet my gifts were. They totally rock!!!
reposted for Derby & Ducky
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, we had missed this one!
ReplyDeletePurrs.
We think your version is great!
ReplyDeleteENCORE! We loved it. Happy Caturday, furriends.
ReplyDelete*clapping paws*
ReplyDeleteLoved it!