Correction from the IDIOT who posted this for Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Which just goes to proove you can't get good help!
Ms. Stella Deeply regrets that she left off the ONLY cat who truly has her heart locked up forever-more; the moron woman stupid cow has been diciplined and has made the appropriate correction below:
This is my green fuzzy ball that I simply adore & fling around the rooms with great abandon! Some day when hell freezes over, I might even let you catch me in the act on video. But since you are so lame unable to figure out how to load videos I guess I'm safe. In the meantime; do you think you could post this lovely, stunning photo of me for Mr. DiscoNoFurNo; Mr. Sam; Mr. Puddy; Mr. Spitty and all my other favorite Manly Mancats out there? Theres a good girl. Now run along to w-o-r-k (whatever that is); I need my beauty rest.
Oh...Disco is crushed...not to be on your 'short list'...he said he will send you some puffballs with his scent on them (mushroom and potato casserole)when Teri finally sends out your Beanie Babies!
ReplyDeleteCorrection made. I shall slink back to my 'box of shame' and remain on hard tack & water until further notice.
ReplyDeleteThat Woman
Just watch me run to her! Ready, set, GOOOOOOO. I hold the world's fur-long running championship and I know a hot babe when I see one. (Get the h** out of my way, Lucy!)
ReplyDeleteGood help is SO hard to find.
ReplyDeleteWe bet the Mancas were just looking at your beautiful photo and didn't really notice the horrible mistake by that woman!
ReplyDeleteThat Ms Stella O'Houligan gives NO quarter, Lucy. Watch out. I'm on her good side (I hope) so watch your step. You can see just how masterful and womanly she is, Lucy. She's my hero(ine) and MY quilt was road tested by her JUST for me!!! Now if you're a good girl, Lucy, maybe she will road test yours too for quality control. If she has her eye of Sam (and all those other man cats) then, so be it. We rest of us have to learn to live with it. I'm sure my Rupert and Spitty will still love me, regardless of Ms Stella's mega allure. I'm going to ask for a few of her secrets if she's willing to part with them..all of the man cats are simply mad for her. The likes of you and me..we can only hope g=for her good spirits and some tender mercies.
ReplyDeletexoxox from one Lady Cat to Another.
Oh my, purr-fur-mance review might be tough this year!
ReplyDeleteAwww, Disco is blushing. Did I tell yo mama that if she came out to BlogPaws...SHE could even SLEEP with Disco? Maybe she could bring you, too? Oh, what kitty dreams are made of!
ReplyDeleteWhy hello Gorgeous! I hear-tell that Feb 18 is Purr Fur Mance review day for the Human assistants. I know my Human's rating is dropping by the second with all the stupid moaning and groaning about the toof, and then running out of my TREATS. Because I only started blogging last April, I knew NOTHING about this Annual Review. I can't wait!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, I shall gaze deeply into your eyes....