Oh my Lolly!

It's like there's so much Gingerliciousness it's just ooozing off the couch!

Grounded!

Poor kitties!  No outside sunning session today.(no big given we didn't have much sun today anyhow)  When we open the curtains and see who's outside this morning...

For inquiring minds, this is a Lavender Crowned Amazon Parrot. 

I love that he's all ruffly still in the early morning like me... 

P.S.  Don't nobody tell them Trout Talkin Tabbies about this post.  We know how they hate them burds! 

Birdy say's ' OMG this is the best Loquat I ever did haz..."

xoxo

Ms. 

Son day

So today was the day That Woman decided since she had finished a very big art deadline, had a clean house & didn't have anything else to do today(that was really important); she would cover the otto-man.  First she had to take it all apart, which meant un-sewing so she could use the old one as the pattern. 

It was really dirty and taking the buttons off was a real pain her old fingers. 

Here I am on the cushie part, just makin sure it stays safe & doesn't get all shredded or anything...   

 

you can see how hard my job was

Here it is all done.  After breaking several needles on her sewing machine, a trip to the sewing store for a tougher needle.  The buttons had to be recovered in regular material since the buttons were too small to cover with the sturdy upholstery material.  

She did get tricksy and even did the piping.  (didn't come out as good as the original but she is not a professional) 

I don't have the heart to point out that the stripes are going the wrong direction.  

I'll just make sure I lay on it alla times to cover that up.  

Laters

Ollie

Caturday Dreaming

ahhhhh; the good old days.  When there were books and shelves and hammicks.

*sigh*

That Woman better make some Stella Friendly spaces soon or Stella won't be so Friendly

I suppose we should name it...

We've had this wooden kitty for some time now.  For some reason ever since I moved it to the floor it's getting some real attention.  This cracks me up!

Oh No She Di-ent!!

I don't know about you kitteh's

But I don't like change too much

That Woman has been overcome by some manic desire to suddenly take MY whole house

and turn it upside down & inside out!!!

On top of THAT nightmare she can't even make up her MIND!

(which only gives further evidence that she's lost hers)

CASE #1

Here's part of my living room, this photo was taken from MY chair (you know, the one she FINALLY had new cushions for my old self to enjoy)

well, off went she & The Gurl and when they came back again That Woman did this!

CASE #2

What in the H.e.l.l.o. kitty is THAT?  Some kind of grunge, tin can alley color on MY wall!  

THEN... (note how my napping shelves have been sort of s.l.i.d. over to the side?? WELL!!!)

The VERY NEXT MORNING I got up late and came out to THIS!!!

CASE #3

That psychotic Banshee of git completely repainted the entire wall again!!!

Youz can kinda see it's a dark purple color

AND the bookcase  my afternoon napping shelves are GONE!

That's right!  In it's place she put some el fake-o tree!!!  And if you look just to the right of that, there's an El Fake-o CAT! AS IF we need another one of them! **I will say that it was HEElarryous when the Ornj Mutant came a running in the other day & noticed it sitting there, he just FROZE SIDEWAYZ!!! MOL!!! He was all stiff and pouffy and was moving like the 6 Million Dollar Cat!!! All slo-mo and his nose was goin' like mad but nothing else was moving!!!-- Now kittehs, I tell you, I laughed till I started hackin up Nip outta my nose!  I was sittin on the chair watchin this whole thing and That Woman saw me gettin' all pouncy like I was gonna charge at him from behind and REALLY give 'em a fright & then she YELLED at me!  By then the spell was broked & Ollie ran off in search of poor Miss Jack to chase around.  But I still was laffin to myself later that night every time I remembered him all pouffed out by some silly wooded kitteh... But back to my dilemma....

Seriously?

What is a kitteh to do? 

 Well I'll tell ya,

I gave her the ole lazers on high! 

The only thing I DO like about this change is that she put the Doofus' Cat Tree in a corner so now when

he hauls up all 14 lbs of hisself at high speed it doesn't rock back and forth and give us all heart palpitations.

If y'all want I can have her post the rest of the atrocities she's committed lately but really,

it would prolly just put you off your kibble.

And THAT is saying something!

Signed,

All disheveled in The OC

xoxo

M.S.

(and you thought I was all lazer eyed at That Spitty Cat didn't you?) 

I'll be dealing with that trifling annoyance later...

Nearly Wordless Wednesday

One guess who these lazers are for...  uh oh...

Tuesday Torbie

Miss Jenga Caturday Romp

she loves to hide and play attack, you can hear her claws on the cardboard cutting table. 

She purrs like mad the whole time! 

SURPRISE FRIDAY!

Woo Hoo~!

Heya HepCats & GroovyLadyCats!

We won a contest (like first time evar!)

And boy are we excited!

Ms. Sparkle went to visit the KatLoungeKitties & since we named 'em all correct we WON!~

Our prize came in the mail & here we are checking it out!

Since Oliver was first on the scene I'll let him narrate what happened next.

Hi guys! Ollie here, we gotza fanCATstic prize from The Lovely Lady Sparkle!

I mean just look at her!

scuse me whilst I read the LOVE NOTE she sent JUST TO ME!  er, well, to alla us I guess.

ANYWAYZ, I was first to come drool all over the box & That Woman said we couldn'a open alla stuff till Ms. Hoity Toity Ms. Stella came in. 

BUT there was two of US, (me & Miss Hissy Furrs)

so we winned & That Woman let us check out alla it.

Miss Hissy Furrs was right off scopin MY catnip mousiefish!  SHeesh!

Later she gave it up finally & I got to sink my fangs all deep inside and got a bunch of nip vapors out! It was DEEVINE!

ed note: note the name on the CARD Ollie!

Ollie: "I'm a CAT it's not like I can READ! Your human squiggles are too weird.  Did you know we cats don't need written language OR very much verbal language as we can emit odors that are more complex and infinite than ANY lame human alphabet!

Ya, we rocks.

(it's also useful when we want to disucss That Woman right in front of her!)

Speaking of smells, the old bat apparently still gots a great nose cos in she came! The heavenly scent got her off her favorite outside woobie~  That is saying somefin!

There was one giftie that was an instant hit!  That Woman didn't open it till we wuz all there... It was a tin from Modern Cat and it had felt cut outs utterly marinating in high quality nip~

Here's Ms. Stell getting first dibbs.

You can see I was being a good boy and waiting my turn ^

Then I got to get up close and personal with that yellow star of nip divinity!

ommmomonomnomnommmmphhnhffhhh

jf;eiowh.... oh, sorry, lost me head for a sec...

Um, Ms. Stella?  You gots some nip leafs on you...

Ms. Stella:  "did i get it?"

Ollie:  "um.. not quite, a little more to your right"

Ms. Stella:  "how bout now? "

Ollie: "That's good, now the other side."  

Ms. Stella; "Ollie, are you just sayin that so I stick out my tounge? You know That useless Woman has her camera on 'burst' which takes like 10elebinty shots per nanosecond!"

Mmmmm; dis some good stuffs!

I'll be savin some for Mr. D and King S.

Thank you so much Miss Sparkle!  We are thoroughly enjoying our prizes!!!

The lamb treats from New Zealand are a big hit too!

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Ps...That Scrappy Cat came out way late as usual and was like

'What? What'd I miss?'

sheesh~

Tuxie Thurrrrrrsday

We got a big surprise on yesterday! That Woman will be posting it soon.

Torbie Tuesday

I would like to share this pic of the Glorious Toeless One

She is truly such a special cat I can't even articulate what she means to me.  Just looking at her shape calms my nerves, opens my heart and let's my spirit sing. 

also to share some info about the chair in the prev. post.  Blogger ate my tiny explanation.

This rocker/glider was a gift to me when Ellen was two years old.  18 years later it was time to get 

new cushions.  Since they don't make my chair any longer it was a shot in the dark.  I chose fabric samples that were only 2" big and online.  I chose the dots and prayed to Cod almighty that the pattern of dots wouldn't be really, really small...

I was greatly rewarded.  I need to cover the ottoman myself.  I had to purchase an extra yard of the material (60.00 per yard-ouch) but I'll have enough left to make a couple toss pillows for the couch.  

Mz Stella approves

Of the new ottoman material.

Caturday

From Russia, With Love

 A true artist!  Note how she captures the pure essence of Meezers in the eyes!  

If this artist wasn't in Russia and shipping from there would be like a squillinon treat dollars I'd be havin me one of these!  It was love at first sight! 

Thankful Thurrrrrsday

Misty Jenga enjoying a sunpuddle

Wordless Wednesday

Tigger Tuesday

What could be better than an Alien Tigger...

Nothing.

Monday Mancat

Sir Oliver snoozes

Sunpuddle Sunday

Oliver on Caturday

*Front doorbell*  

all tuckered out from playtime

(note who's woobie he's resting on)

too early... Ollie & his arch nemesis (Aka, Miss Hissy Fit; Aka, Miss Jack) share That Woman's pink cushie robe.  An uneasy truce.   

Ms. Stella gets ready for bed

You can see in the video she really is very orangy.  Plus, there's a mystery kitteh  shining lazers at her  in the doorway.  I'm pretty sure it was Miss Jack.

We laffed till there was nip comin out our noses

That Gurl is some High Maintenance!

A true Shero for us all!

Thoughtful Thursday Tuxie Style

Nursing a migraine this morning I wound up with this tubbie tuxie on my lap makin muffins. She's got some serious acupuncture tools!

Wordless Wednesday