Wordless Wednesday

That Woman: yes... i nommed the foot with the tiny dot

and surprisingly, all my facial parts are in the same place!

KLounge Visit Final Entry

Baby say's "me ♪♫•*¨*&•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•my*¨shadow*•♫♪   "

'boop' the nose and it will be the last thing you ever do

Salem: "you don't expect me to get that do you?"

Is there anything cuter that a tuxie???

NO~!

I just love that tail flip!

Beuuoooootiful Quiet Lion!

A good time (and treats) was had by all!

Thanks Trish & Scott for your gracious hospitality.

We  had a fun time & are glad you liked your 'happy chicken' eggs!

We liked the cinnamon rolls & fudge!  It was a long 5 hours home but we had plenty of sugar!

xoxo

KLounge Visit Part Three

Hiya KitKats!  Ms. Stella here.

I was perusing some more photos The Gurl took of the KLoungers and found this lovely specimen!

Sylvester. 

YoooWWZA what A MANCAT!

Here he is on his Daddy's desk doing the paperweight thing.

Here he is appearing to be enamoured of The Gurl

He's obviously giving lessons to somecat about the propery rollover

technique of 'Round Cat in Square Hole'

annnnnnd down!  Nicely done!

Love this one!  He's a BIG boy!

Here he is in the penthouse suite!  Oh-La-LA!

And I'm sure his most comfy place is right here in Dad's arms!

And who is THIS charmer?

note the bi-colored whiskers! How rakish! 

Felix wondering how droll the humans attempt at putting a

ginger cat in a cheddar cheese box

Ooo- clean up on in the dairy case!

That's all for today guys.  I'm tired & need to nap on this chilly day.

KLounge Visit Part Two

Here are some shots That Gurl took.   There are quite a few photos so they will be spread over the next couple days for your viewing pleasure. 

This charming, wonderful fellow you will recogonize is Rupert.  He was their constant guide and companion throughout their visit.  If it weren't for his kind instructions they really would have been lost...

♥SMOOCH♥ SMOOCH♥ SMOOCH♥ SMOOCH♥ SMOOCH♥ SMOOCH♥

oh,excuse me... That was That Woman bestowing smooches, NOT me, Ms. Stella...

Here he is calling their attention to Sweet Pea

who

it must be said looks

 like a whipped cream dream floating in her hammic

Lovely Girl! 

Let's see what happened then:

That Woman & The Gurl: "Hi Sweetness!  It's lovely to meet you."

SP:  "Oh Hai! Lovely to meet you too. 

Listen, skooch  a bit closer would you? Ok, that's good. I just want to give you some friendly advice. 

 Theres a rather obnoxious tortie-meezer around here who you shouldn't go making friends with really.  Truly, I think she's just out of sorts as she's gotten a bit more...er...voluptuous lately, but she won't ever admit it!  She just takes out her petty ebils on ONLY me!  And I mean really?  Here I am (cue harp music) just minding my own business trying to keep the peace in the Lounge and what do I get for my efforts?  So Missie Torked Tubby Mezzer can just be hissy all over the place?  Really, it's so very un-ladylike. I only warn you for your own good.  Just be careful. OH, and let's just keep this convo between us shall we?  No need getting my Mom  upset by reminding her of her 'ebil stepchild'."

May Ling: "WHA?  HEY!  I HEARDS THAT!!  I'm SO gonna tell... MOOOOM, that flea infested overstuffed, self important feather pillow is talking smack about me again! Slandering my name to our guests!!!  Well, I gotz somefin ta say ta that ya ebil cream puff!

PPPHHHHHHFFFFFFTTTTTBBBBBRRTTTTTTTT!!!!   

*Mom Trish in Background yelling: "You Drama Queens Knock it OFF or they'll be no treats for either of you!!"

ML: "Ha!  I tole her!  Now I'm gonna take my frusrations out on dis scratchie thing.  *sigh*  wow it's high up here, I better lie down, I don't want to have an accident."

Sweet Pea was heard to mutter: "accident?  you'd just bounce..."

MayLing:  "MMMOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!"

Oh goodness, we'd better let those two be. 

*************************************************************

Let's move on and check out the darling Miss Gracie. 

Here is Rupert giving kisses

Melts That Woman's  heart into velvety grey puddles

♥♥♥♥♥

Well, that's it for now kitties

I gotta go beat The Mutants

xoxo

Ms. Stella  

KLounge Visit Part One

Well okay, so this actually took place after the visit given that the humanoids had exchanged cat gifts.  And what wondrous gifts they are!  I will tell you about my favorite toy soon!

KLounge Mom & Dad,   Tricia & Scott surprised my humans with a what appears to be some sort of Chinese cat puzzle box! 

Here I am checking it out.

There's treats in there

I know there are

And my one middle extra long claw of doom was able to deftly and surgically remove them and thus ended my fun with the box.  

It was refilled by the humans and the fuzzy toyz were inserted back into it as well.  And THEN!!

The mutants came

And the games (for us) had begun

I have already explained how dim these two bulbs are and you will see in the following photos.  The conversation happened roughly exactly they way I have written it down here. 

Ollie feels that if he pushes the entire thing around the floor with his face; treats will magically just fall into his mouth...   That woman tried to get a video of me rolling on the floor meowing my fool head off but she is soooooo slow!

Ms. Stella = 1

That Woman = 0

Ollie:  "OOoohhhh,  Hey ELI!!! You can putz your whole armz in dere!!!"

Eli: "'What? There's armz in dere?"

Eli: "OLLIEEEEE!! Push it over to my foots!!!"

Oliver: "Wait,                  what?"

Eli:  "Aa-HA!, WICKED NINJA skillz it's mine! It's MIN...    oh darn, dropped it"

Ms. Stella: "Kitties, I won't repeat the Eli's comments here, they are not fit for bb kitteh earlings"

That Woman: "Well for once Ms. Stella I agree with you, Eli was rather...annoyed."

Oliver: "A.l.m.o.s.t. got...."

Ollie:  "Poor Eli, he got skunked for treats but he got the fuzball out.  It only appears to have cost him several hours of frustration...and his ears."

Ollie:  "I'm eggsas  exxas  pooped!

More tomorrow with photos of the glorious Lounge Cats!

Stay tuned!

xoxo

Ms. Stella

Emu for You?

Two of the three baby emus catching a bath.

These wonderful birds are just amazing, from their beaks to their feets!

Mr. Chewy Delivers The Goods~

 

I know their tagline is that they deliver Pet Happiness but really?

What they really deliver is Pet Owner Happiness

We were honored to receive a gift certificate to try their services. 

I was a bit hesitant at first given that they aren't offering a 'product' to review.  But holy cats! 

What they do offer is a huge selection of pet food, treats, litter, etc! 

And they aren't kidding when they tell you that if you spend $49 -(really?  Like my monthly PetCo trips aren't at least double that!) -they pay the shipping.  Sweet!

I ordered the Royal Canin SO for bladder health.  Miss Jenga refuses wet food and so I thought I'd try the RC as opposed to the Hill's brand I get at my vets (why? well, my vet doesn't always have the size I need, when I need it prompting me to make more than one trip to them when my errand list for my cats is already quite long) 

So, I chose the RC.  I got an email right away from their extremely nice and courteous staff letting me know I need a prescription for this food. 

I balked.  

Then I kept reading.  All they asked for was my Vet's name and phone number and/or email.  THEY would do the calling to get the information and fill the order! 

And they DID! 

  The email from my vet saying they would authorize the purchase came well after the email from Mr. Chewy saying the order was filled & being shipped!!!  

I am amazed.  And thrilled.  And I  whole heartedly recommend you try them!  

Yes they gave me a coupon to try them out but DUDES  they totally delivered on every item in record time (two days) and I didn't have to lift a finger!

PAWSOME! 

I will be using them again! 

xoxo

Ciao!

This Widdle Piggy!

make sure your speakers are up.  This widdle piggy luuuurrrves his bellie rubbins~!

Happy Valentines Day! 

On Second Thought

maybe it's good we didn't go with That Woman & The Gurl!

That Woman say's she's got some funny videos of these guys (Emus) taking a bath too.

PLUS a very funny one of a giant pig gettin' a bellie rub.

She'll be posting the photos of the visit with Katnip Lounge soon after they sort thru some

300 images. Good Cod they are nuts!

That Woman said that Gracie was the one she wanted to snuggle into her bag & bring home. SUCH a giant lover kittie!

gotta run, the mutants are out!

(I knew we shoulda sent the mutants to Arizona, I would have LOVED to seen a vid of the Emus eating meeting them!)

xoxo

Ms. Stella

P.S.
Most of you who read this blog prolly already know there is an auction going on for Miss Teri & Coco over here:
I've donated a CatNip Quilt.
It's #22 I think. 

 

Silly Human

Don't think for one minute that giving me my woobie right out of the dryer to snuggle my pea-pod self in gets you off the hook for your intended abandonment (and subsequent philandering).

just don't even.

Can U Keeps A Secret?

We are very excited. (well, the Royal WE are not excited, but the plebian slaves are excited)  Next week around Thoughtful Thursday, That Woman and The Gurl are making a 4 hour drive to see their Great, Great Grandma and mom in Arizona!!!  Great, Great Gram is 92!   She still Bingo's every friday at the Casino's and enjoys her grandchildren & great grandchildren (and great, great grandchildren) for holidays.

That Woman & The Gurl couldn't make it at Christmastime so they are going now. Mom Milli is, well, she's still young enough it's not polite to say exactly...  Milli is excited too owing to the fact that she has a new rescue goggie name Bijou.  She has cats too and Emu's and all kinds of animals on her ranch.  I love it when they come home with alla different smells!  It takes my poor nose days to recover from alla sniffing.

 whaddaya mean "am I packed?"

But do you know what that means? (Other than the fact that we will all be spoiled rotten by our petsitter)?   Once there they will only be a hop, skip and a jump to the Katnip Lounge!   That's right!  They haz planned to rendezvous secretly and make a donation of two ornj kitties stop to say Hi to the Lounge servants.  They are fairly giggly about this whole adventure.   Even though they will be cheating on alla us, personally I'm happy to have That Woman out from under my four feet.

hhhhehheheheheheeeeheheheheeeeeee!!!!!

So we'll be layin off the blog and visiting this week while they gets ready and when they come back (if we let them in...)  That Woman will have plenty to transcribe from my notes as to all the going's on around here whilst they were out philandering! 

Loves & rubs & purrs to alla you! 

C U Soon!

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan

 

Do You Remember What You Were Doing?

The Day The Mutants came?

Oh HAI Stellie!!!Make 'em go away...

That's me there, on the far right.  Right about then I was thinking...

"Will you get a load of this?  The cheek of that Ornj goon?"

"I really must speak to That Woman about this impertinance."

*Oh Miss Stella, for heaven's sake, you can have my chair all right?* 

*sigh* "I dunno, lemme think... if you toss in a couplea treats I think we shall have an accord." 

"Stella, you really need to lay off watching Pirates of the Carribean."  

"TREATS?? CHAIR?? FOCUS WOMAN!"

"Oh all right! Sometimes you really are the D.I.V.A."

That's better!

ARRRRRRRRRRR!