It has come to my attentions that I gotta make a statement in my own defense about recent incidents involving a certain
cretin, Ornj Goon, Ornj Mancat.
I had nothing what so ever to do with him eating wasps I tell you!
I never did say 'they tasted like orange stripey fish'
(no one could have heard that )
NOR did I ever insinuate or otherwise infer
that after ingestion
magical hallucinations would occur.
(I would certainly have them all ingested by now if this were the case I can assure you)
For evidence in my own defense I present the following:
Exhibit A: does this face look like the face of supreme Feline intelligence to any of you?
(as compared to say, the photo above which is of course, the epitome of C.A.T.)
Truly, there is no court that would convict me on all this flimsy, highly circumstantial evidence!
Yes I happened to be lounging out in the grass
But I was NOT 'lurking with malicious intent'!
Preposterous! Slander! Lies I tell you!
And on top of all that he got to use up nearly all my stores of painkillers.
I mean, what am I to do now if I get attacked by a Monarch or some other wildly vicious creature?
Those little white moths are hellish nightmares! Oh sure they look all flity and dainty but you can't let that fool you! They have razor sharp fangs & claws and they spew venom from those tentacles sticking out of their heads! Aliens! A Ladycat needs her medicine chest stocked up. 'sall I'm sayin.
Pshhht! He's such a baby.