Pawparazzi Guard

Since Ms. Stella is being served with a lawsuit

she has upped the security around here with some hired muscle.

Word on the the street is she went way waaaay underground and ferreted out the notorious 

"Mr. Grey" 

Mr. Grey's has a reputation for excessive and malicious violence.  Not even the major heavyweights in the underground crime syndicate hire him as his methods are so heinous even to them.

Any and all intrusions today were met with Ninja speed and the perpatrators instantly dispatched.  

The photos below were taken by a random citizen who was delivering Cat Litter to the premises.  Don't scroll down if you are of a fainty disposition (or a bb kitteh)

Mr. Grey: "you feelin' lucky punk?"

 MG: "Go ahead, Make.My.Day.  Human!"

"That's right!  Back off punk!  You better count them digits when you get home, I think you'll find you might be missing a few!"

Any attempts at libelous activity were met with equal ferocity.

MG: "What exactly do you think you are doing with this?"

That's right- nothing! Because it's difficult to write when your instruments are being ruthlessly tortured!

 MG: "Don't fink I don't thee your hanths there, asth sthoon asth I finishth wif disth paperths you are nextth!"

Nor could he be lured by 'humanly wiles' of distraction

MG:"Oh, so you think you can use the ol' neck scritching relaxation technique on me eh?  Well I was trained by the best & every day for many moons I was subjected to this form of torture until I became immune to it's effects!"

 "HA HAH!  FEE, I TOLD YOU STHO!"

*sigh*  

Guess the maurading press will have to suck it up and 

maybe get some actual work done this fine Sunday. 

Good job Mr. Grey!  I hope Ms. Stella is paying you well~

MG: "paid?"