YOU did this to ME AGAIN???
Miss Stella it was necessary, I'm so sorry.
You will be more than sorry, WHAT? Why is the sun in my eyes? What don't you want me to see?
now Miss Stellie just calm down. They had to wrap your footie this time so you have a bandage.
A wha? what? bandage? where? *turns;sees thru lampshade, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK! It's p...p...PINK? Are you pulling my paw? Seriously? OH I am SO gonna barf all over you, this plastic thing and everything! I DEMAND you paint it black the second we get home... NO, in the CAR, I refuse to be carried from the car to the house where just anycat could see and laffs! This is unacceptable! How could you??? (Sir Spitty will NEVER let me live this down, and you know what human? I blame YOU for this!)
Miss Stellie I can assure you I had nothing to do with it. Besides, I think it's sweet they made it pink coz you're a girl kitty. What is your problem?
girl kitty? GIRL KITTY? Honey I ain't a been a girl kitty for like 7 lives ago what kinda drugs are YOU on?
speaking of drugs... we have a whole new batch for you so you won't be in pain. I'll be sure and give you a dose as swoon as we are home. Don't fret about the bandage, they will be changing it Friday. I'm getting you your favorite snack for tonight!
Excuse me? Did you say Friday? I'm a cat, what do I know from Friday? Besides, when you're ready to put the new one on just knock lightly on the door so I can prepare.
um, well, I'm not exactly putting it on for you.
Well let me know when Dr. comes so I can be ready anyhow... I like him better than you anyway.
oh you'll have plenty of time to get ready on the way there
On the way there??? Did I miss something?
weeelll, no, not exactly, um no. See we have to go there for Dr. to change your bandage.
I am never speaking to you again.
*sigh* oh alright my love, don't speak to me then. I'll just have to log your blog entry without your input. I just hope I can get it right.
Note to friends: I'm collecting items that I will offer to auction in addition to my own artwork and CatNip quilts and CatNip birds. All proceeds go to help defray Ms. Stellie's Dr. bills. If you have something you'd like to donate just email me a photo of the item, and what you would like the starting bid to be. I will get more organized this week & should have everything up shortly.
Thank you to all who've been posting such kind and thoughtful comments. I have appreciated that more than words can express.