Miss Stella it was necessary, I'm so sorry.
You will be more than sorry, WHAT? Why is the sun in my eyes? What don't you want me to see?
now Miss Stellie just calm down. They had to wrap your footie this time so you have a bandage.
A wha? what? bandage? where? *turns;sees thru lampshade, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK! It's p...p...PINK? Are you pulling my paw? Seriously? OH I am SO gonna barf all over you, this plastic thing and everything! I DEMAND you paint it black the second we get home... NO, in the CAR, I refuse to be carried from the car to the house where just anycat could see and laffs! This is unacceptable! How could you??? (Sir Spitty will NEVER let me live this down, and you know what human? I blame YOU for this!)
Miss Stellie I can assure you I had nothing to do with it. Besides, I think it's sweet they made it pink coz you're a girl kitty. What is your problem?
girl kitty? GIRL KITTY? Honey I ain't a been a girl kitty for like 7 lives ago what kinda drugs are YOU on?
speaking of drugs... we have a whole new batch for you so you won't be in pain. I'll be sure and give you a dose as swoon as we are home. Don't fret about the bandage, they will be changing it Friday. I'm getting you your favorite snack for tonight!
Excuse me? Did you say Friday? I'm a cat, what do I know from Friday? Besides, when you're ready to put the new one on just knock lightly on the door so I can prepare.
um, well, I'm not exactly putting it on for you.
Well let me know when Dr. comes so I can be ready anyhow... I like him better than you anyway.
oh you'll have plenty of time to get ready on the way there
On the way there??? Did I miss something?
weeelll, no, not exactly, um no. See we have to go there for Dr. to change your bandage.
I am never speaking to you again.
really?
::crickets::
Miss Stellie?
*sigh* oh alright my love, don't speak to me then. I'll just have to log your blog entry without your input. I just hope I can get it right.
Note to friends: I'm collecting items that I will offer to auction in addition to my own artwork and CatNip quilts and CatNip birds. All proceeds go to help defray Ms. Stellie's Dr. bills. If you have something you'd like to donate just email me a photo of the item, and what you would like the starting bid to be. I will get more organized this week & should have everything up shortly.
Thank you to all who've been posting such kind and thoughtful comments. I have appreciated that more than words can express.
>>I refuse to be carried from the car to the house where just anycat could see and laffs!
ReplyDeleteSweetheart, I hate to break this to you but your mommy just put this on the interwebs, where the whole world can see your cutie bandage, and co-ordinating lampshade.
...but we will continue to paws regularly during the day to send you get well thoughts.
Love, Ambassador Schonheit
Stella dear, we're so happy you're home from the vet. We sure hope your favorite snack puts you in a better mood. :)
ReplyDeleteStella darling..sweet girl (I just said that, you ain't too sweet heheheh) PLEASE cooperate with mommy and I promise you will have that cone off and you'll be whapping your sibs around again in no time. xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteStella we thinks the pink paw wrap could be a fashion statement. Hugs and healing purrs.
ReplyDeleteYour bandage is such a pretty pink - all the lady cats will want them. We hope your paw heals quickly.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Awww, mega purrs, Ms. Stella, for speedy healing. That's an awful lot for a ladycat to have to endure. And a pink bandage to add insult to injury. (Actually, we rather like the colour.)
ReplyDeleteMeowlo Ms. Stella! Katie Isabella sent us to greet you & say we're purring for you & your poor little paw!!! You are certainly going thru the wringer these days, it seems to me. But the pink bandage is very feminine!
ReplyDeleteHope you recovery speedily and get back to your normal life very, very soon!
Healing PURRS!
Selina & MomKatt Laura
It's good that the worst of the ordeal is over, though Stella may not think so, since she was asleep for that part. You should check into why you have to pay for an operation that should have been performed only once. It sounds like the doctor wasn't doing a proper job the first time. In any case, good luck to Ms Stella in her recovery.
ReplyDeleteI know you are upset sweetie and I am so sorry, but you should feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteAs a Man cat I can tell you that the pink bandage is very becoming. Spitty will luuuurve it.
ReplyDeleteWe know this sounds funny, but 2 pink boots would be kinda trendy!
ReplyDeletes Stella, we think you look lovely in your color coordinated bandage and cone. We send many purrs and pawhugs for you to heal quickly.
ReplyDeleteEven though I live across the hemisphere, I'll be hoping Ms Stella recovers soon.
ReplyDeletePoor little sweet!
Well at least you are keeping your sense of humour Stella...or your Mama is!! :)
ReplyDeleteWe are glad everything went well in surgery and that you are now home Stella.
We know your Mama will wait on you hand and foot so DO take advantage of that!
And maybe your Mama could draw a skull on your pink bandage to "personalise" it a bit for you...
love,
the critters in the cottage xo
P.S. Tell your Mama Esme is on our post today :)
the critters in the cottage xo
Poor Stella.
ReplyDeleteHugs to both of you.
Poor Miss Stellie, we are purrin very hard fur her. We'll watch fur the auction to begin! xoxo
ReplyDeleteMOL!!!!! I´m laughing and I love your comment on our blog. But our language is Portuguese, don´t Spanish! ;-)
ReplyDeleteHeheheheh!
We´re purrrrrring to Ms Stella!!!!
Kisses and hugs
Marilia & Bavarescats
Miss Stella poor sweet girl, we hope you are in better spirits soon!!!
ReplyDeletePoor Ms Stella!! I have my eye on a nipbird for the little one.
ReplyDeleteFaRAdaY: first...*waves paw wildly* HI! Nice ta meetcha! We just spent the last half hour catching up on the Toe Tragedy.
ReplyDeleteAllie: *GASP!* oh my CAT! What you've had to endure at the hands of humans!!
Maxwell: uh....but....Miz Stella, that pink bandage sure is purty....
Why, pink is the IN unisex color for all the best kitties, Ms. Stella. I would be happy to share my comfy pink beddy with you, darling! Perhaps I will bring it with me when I teleport over to place a delicate kissie on you poor little footie. Be good my sweet...your Mommy's sorry for dragging you to the stabby place, but prolly you would not have wanted her to perform the surgery herself.
ReplyDeleteAnd LOOK! KFC!
Miss Stella, we're so glad you are home. We hear Spitty loves pink so he's gonna love your footie bandage.
ReplyDeleteStella, sweetie, don't worry too much about the bandage. Just chomp on that KFC, and heal yourself up.
ReplyDeleteDear Stella
ReplyDeleteWhat a horrible, no good, very rotten, awful, time yous has had! Me has talked to my Mommy and she will donates a 5" x 7" portrait to your cause (they sells at $150). to see what they looks like, you can see here,http://catfromhell.wordpress.com/paintings/
We loves yous Stella
Kisses
Nekllie
I'd be careful with the KFC...they shouldn't be destroying irreplacable(sp?) rainforest for throwaway paper products.
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