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Ollie & Eli: "Oh Hai Mom! See how cute we are?"

Ollie & Eli:  "Aren't we just your little Angels?"

Mom:  "Ya, right do I look like I been sniffin catnip all day?"

Ollie & Eli: "Nah, we iz just like... ya know... grooming"

Ollie:  *grunting* "well, ok... we are energetically grooming"

Eli: "HAHA!  I haz you now!"

Ollie: "Dude! Tic-Tac!"

Ollie: "dude, you better get over yourself"

 Mom:  *shouts from kitchen* "BOYZ!  Knock it off before one of you comes crashing 6 feet to the floor!"

Eli & Ollie: "WHA?? We can DO that???!  SAAWeet! That's like, like, flyin! Eli get back up here! "

Ollie & Eli:  "WOAH! Ok Mom, we won't, you can put the loaded squirt gun down!" 

Mom: *muttering from kitchen* "you boyz think it's all a game till somekitty haz ta go to the vets!"

Ollie: "Eli, mum said to knock it off!"  

Eli:  "Ya, I fink she meant I could knock you off!"  

 Eli: "Ok, one of us hazta get down, Ollie, you go since you is ornj."  

Ollie: "DUDE, we are both ornj!  YOU get down!" 

 Ollie: "Heh, heh, heh..."The Ozzman wins the day!"

Eli: "the Ozzman? MOL!, more like the ODDMAN ya goon!  

Don't worry, when Mom leaves, I'll be back!"