Ollie & Eli: "Oh Hai Mom! See how cute we are?"
Ollie & Eli: "Aren't we just your little Angels?"
Mom: "Ya, right do I look like I been sniffin catnip all day?"
Ollie & Eli: "Nah, we iz just like... ya know... grooming"
Ollie: *grunting* "well, ok... we are energetically grooming"
Eli: "HAHA! I haz you now!"
Ollie: "Dude! Tic-Tac!"
Ollie: "dude, you better get over yourself"
Mom: *shouts from kitchen* "BOYZ! Knock it off before one of you comes crashing 6 feet to the floor!"
Eli & Ollie: "WHA?? We can DO that???! SAAWeet! That's like, like, flyin! Eli get back up here! "
Ollie & Eli: "WOAH! Ok Mom, we won't, you can put the loaded squirt gun down!"
Mom: *muttering from kitchen* "you boyz think it's all a game till somekitty haz ta go to the vets!"
Ollie: "Eli, mum said to knock it off!"
Eli: "Ya, I fink she meant I could knock you off!"
Eli: "Ok, one of us hazta get down, Ollie, you go since you is ornj."
Ollie: "DUDE, we are both ornj! YOU get down!"
Ollie: "Heh, heh, heh..."The Ozzman wins the day!"
Eli: "the Ozzman? MOL!, more like the ODDMAN ya goon!
Don't worry, when Mom leaves, I'll be back!"