Ms. Stella Entertains

Kitties!

oh sorry; didn't mean to yellz.

I was so excited tonight though. 

That Woman came home from the cat fudz store and when she pulled in the garage she saw this:

that white thing on the left is the clothes washer... 

at night sometimes That Woman leans out the dutch door from the kitchen & puts the empty cat fudz cans on it. In the mornings the cans would be alla over the floor; well now we know someone  has been lickin' them clean! 

That Woman left the headlights on so he wouldn't move and she could get this better picture:

he's so cute! One thing though I'm not  crazy about is him sittin on my chair out in the garage.  I know cuz I seen him the other night & That Woman was all; "WHAT?" and I was all "You human don't haz alla conez & rodz that we got so don't expect me to explain alla things you can't even see!"

Don't mind the Ornj Mutant.  He is always following me up on the counter and right here he's getting ready to demonstrate his OllieFlop.  It's his signature move. He's quite proud. 

We went out back and were wandering around when we happened upon this lovely specimen!  

Since it was so up high I can not show you how huge it was but that woman has some stick with numbers on it and she said it was seven inches from tip to tip.  The chunk outta his wing is from a bird; not from any of us....  Dang! 

I bet he's juicy too.  

Well, that's our show for this evening.  

Thanks for watchin!

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan 

Make a Wish!

Dearest Abby

We will never forget you. Codspeed dearest minx... until we meet again. 

Table Manners Tuesday

The line forms early here for dinner.   Note how the Ornj Mutant is apparently so famished he can't even maintain a sitting position...

(sorry it's dark; I was holding three dishes of cat food & trying to take a photo at the same time)

Monday musings

Pile on the far left is from Miss Jack & Scrappie combined.  Pile on the right is from *Ms. Stella

this is about one minute of good brushing. 

*one minute is a long time when holding struggling cat

(even if she is purring and likes the end result)

below is same time of one minute brushing of Ornj Mutant

All 14 lbs of him loving every minute & purring like a mad man

 

After brushing a bit of fresh air

ppppessssss: 

That Woman wanted ta say something.  She went on and on about the whole 'isn't Feedly just great?' and 'I really like being able to read blogs on my smarter-than-the-human phone'.  blah blah blah.  BUT... And you know when there's a BUT that it's time for bbkittehs to leave the room.  

Here's how it went: 

"Ms. Stella, what really gets my knickers in a wad , is when we are looking at the blogs on Feedly and visitatin we can't just jump to comments right then!  If they (Feedly)can put all them damn links at the bottom for sharing, tweeting and every flippin other cutesy icon button thing how come they can't put one that would link DIRECTLY TO THE COMMENTS! Huh?  Huh?  I ask you, is it too much to ask?   And you know what else Ms. Stellie?  I also heard that reader is coming back, and I was all WTH?" 

About here is where I'll edit out what she said for the next 10 minutes - ad nauseum... with  as many words that seem to come flying right outta her mouth these days aren't fit to print.  really. 

   

When she took a breath, I stuffed a biscuit in her gob & got her to calm down for second.  She then did go onto lament (and I'm with her on this one kitties) Feedly requires that you download them so that means while she's at her day sitting-on-her-bum place...working...and could also be transcribing  my pithy, timeless comments... she can't ... that computer won't allow her to download anything... so while she's on her break at work (note how I said she'd be doing that on her break...)  *pawsnickers*  it's too hard for her to use her 'smarter-than-the-human' phone cos there's no 'keys' to tappity tap on.  And let's face it, while 'auto correct' can be fun at times, mostly it's just a royal pain in the A*glands!  Am I right??? 

I must take all her complaints and sadly pass them along here so you will all know why she isn't commenting on blogs they way we used to.  One thing that does make it easier is when there are comments left on my blog I can jump right over to that kitties blog and that seems simple enough.  But I read a lot more blogs and when I'm tellin her what to type she's getting all flustered and sweaty. *well, that sweaty part seems to happen at all different times of the day and night now but that's a tale for another day.

So now ya know; I'm not ignoring y'all and hopefully soon we'll get our reading/commenting schedule back on track.  

xoxo

Ms. Stella  

IN CASE YOU THOUGHT

I had fallen off the face of the earth fear not! I have been monitoring my blog posts from the comfort of the Dragon chair;  as befits my status as Queen hissing grumpy one don't you think? 

I like this wooden throne; the only swords you will find are those attached to the paws of doom and lets face it; they are far more deadly than that other silly chair on the TV.

COD I'm cute!

That's right useless one;  maintain that position down there away from my field of vision.  If you see the Ornj Mutant make sure he's come back with my Niptini... extra mouse eyeballs makes it extra dirty; I expect there to be at least three skewered on that little plastic sword!

See my footie there?  Since I had a toe removed from the other paw I'm relegated to 'flippin the four' from my right paw. It's ok but somehow it just doesn't have the same zing and ebil menace as the 'left'.

Hope you are enjoying your Sunday easy from your own favorite chair.

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan 

WCD

I Don't Care

Thank you for having all this fresh smelling clean laundry so I can take my bath and get all this dirt off I rolled in out in the garden.

You're the best mom.

Sunday snoozer

I'm convinced that ever since Ollie had the URI from the pound,  he prefers too snooze sitting up.

Ozman chillin

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Nomable Caturday

I note the head is missing . All  that protein.   

THIS is so The Ozman...

No; it's not Ollie.  I found it on FB but it made me giggle!

We interrupt your Sunday Easy

don't have your speakers up very loud

Thoughtful Thursday

Ms. Stella has the most beautiful shape to my eye. 

Wordless Wednesday

Tantalizing Tabby Tuesday

My Royal Visit

Princess Alyeskya is too darling and I can't express how delightful it is to hold and play with a tiny baby kitten again!  I'm just so in love with this darling scrap of fur.  I literally sat down just inside the doorway and she and I played for 20 minutes while my friend got ready for our lunch.  I didn't want to leave when it was time to go.

Who needs food when you have this?

at 50 seconds in don't be drinking anything

Next time I think we will have a sleep over.  I would gladly boot out my giants in favor of this tiny apertif for the evening.  Is that bad??

The Ozman

Royalty Arrives on little cat feets

WARNING!!!

KITTENTOT ALERT!!

My good friend Vickie (The Vet) just adopted this little darling Cali Girl!

Her name is quite something so of course 

she had to have a Royal Catnip Quilt 

from yours truly. 

Vickie's husband named her, here's the story: 

Bob named her Alyeska (which is the original Aleut way of spelling Alaska). I'm all for that, but you know she will end up being called Aly and that is so common. So her full name is "Her Royal Highness, Princess Alyeska Analise, Duchess of Aurora Borealis", (Aurora Borealis being where all Calicos come from.) Nothing common about that! 

And here is HRH's new CatNip Quilt

chock full of Katnip Lounge Premium Valerian 

(And believe you me, I had to lock the sewing room door while constructing this and even then old 

Ornj Nose was all at the door crying like a big ol Ornj Baby kitteh hisself.  

Of course I gave him some, 

How could I not?  

Front:

close up 

Freaky Friday

Will Snurr for chik-hen

Hummm; What am I hungry for??? 

Hey mom!  Whatcha doin wif dat??? 

 OMYCOD!!! 

HEY GUYS!!!

WE'RE HAVIN' CHIK-HEN!!!

GET....err...wait a sec...

um... mom?  if I B da only one in heres helpin; don't dat meanz i get alla chicken??? 

Look at me; I'm cute... Give me chicken... 

Snrrrrrup!

That Scrappie Cat AKA Slimy Baby Droolie Face

Monday Traffic

Ollie likes to keep his options open, 

only one (or two) problem(s) though

Miss Jack: "Oh fer... what the hell!"

Miss Jack: "Stella, Can't you do something about this?"

Ms. Stella:  "Step on it... "

Miss Jack: "Very funny, you know he doesn't like me & I don't like him... 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooM?"

The Ozman invents The Snurr

A friend coined a new term that should be added into the CB vernacular (or purr-nacular).  When Ollie sleeps this way he snores but he purrs too.  She said "oh, he snurrs". YES!  The Snurr. This refers to the whiney noise a cat makes when they purr and snore at the same time.  Ollie does this when awake and purring with great excitement.   It comes outta his nose and sounds just like that.