I had fallen off the face of the earth fear not! I have been monitoring my blog posts from the comfort of the Dragon chair; as befits my status as Queen
hissing grumpy one don't you think?
I like this wooden throne; the only swords you will find are those attached to the paws of doom and lets face it; they are far more deadly than that other silly chair on the TV.
COD I'm cute!
That's right useless one; maintain that position down there away from my field of vision. If you see the Ornj Mutant make sure he's come back with my Niptini... extra mouse eyeballs makes it extra dirty; I expect there to be at least three skewered on that little plastic sword!
See my footie there? Since I had a toe removed from the other paw I'm relegated to 'flippin the four' from my right paw. It's ok but somehow it just doesn't have the same zing and ebil menace as the 'left'.
Hope you are enjoying your Sunday easy from your own favorite chair.
Ms. Stella O'Houligan