Ollie: "I win the interwebs!!! I entered Miss Nellies 'finish the sentence' game (so what if I entered every single time?) and I was THE CHOSEN ONE!"
Miss Jack: "Oh Cod, the'll be no livin with him now!"
Miss Scraps: "What? Seriously? Like there was livin with him before?"
Ollie: "That's right ladies and this here certificat says you gotta know now that I AM the King of alla you! And I gots this way coolio crown too!"
*looks at mom* "is it still on my head? it's on my head right?"
Mom: "Yes Ol it's on your head ya big Ornj goof. But I don't think it gives you license to be mean or lord it over the girls."
Ollie: "They just gotta be nice to be now no matter how much lice I got, or whatever. And I'm a Viceroy too; King Spitty says so. Now I just need a Lord to waive over them. Must be some kinda stick or something.Wonder if I can get that on amazon?
Thanks Miss Nellie! If you was here I'd kiss you!
