It's An Outrage!

 

So you think you know someone...

 

and then, three little mongrels kittens come live us for while (she says)  and so today she's preparing for work, la de-frickin-da... WHEN

The scene begins:

 

**strange noises coming from the front hall area near the open front door

 (oh fer cryin out loud you bunch of ...audience members;keep yer furs on!  the screen is closed!)

 

Anyhow, as I was sayin'. 

Strange noises. 

Woman comes running.

 

Now any self respecting (so called) cat-mom would have had the camera phone on video in a blink! 

And therefore could have thrust onto the world stage the sight of a small, grey plush kitten

going backwards all around the place banging into everything and causing much hissing from grown up cats who had come to inspect the strange noises because

 

said kitten

 

had her head

 

neatly stuck

 

inside

 

 

the empty tall tissue box

 

 

All I'm sayin'...

ALL I'M SAYIN

is that you KNOW if it had been the Ornj GOON or Cod forbid ME-- That little video woulda made the nightly news and we'd be sittin pretty for next years Pettie awards (PAWS DOWN) for that bit of film brilliance.

 

But no, sadly not.

And the offrontery continued when to drown out the appaws and laughter and adulation of all my fans I could still hear ringing in my lovely head... all I heard was

 

:OMG!  Kitten,, OHHH noooonononnono!  OH poor baby!  Omygoodness!  Oh you poor widdow fing...oh...."

 

 

 

OH  B  L A R F!

 

Yes!

it's an absolute outrage and scandal!

I have nothing further to say on the matter.

Feel my pain fellow inmates; we could'a been STARZ!!!

 

Sweet G:  "srsly?   Can you say 'Drama Queen?'

 

 

Ms. Stella "I heard THAT!"