Did you need something? *Sigh* Very well, you may approach...
Let me check to make sure you have no errant smells (aka; ornj mutant) on you before I let you pet me...
you may proceed...
very nice. thank you
Why yes, I am looking rather lovely this morning, am I not?
I love my whiskers, they are so avant guarde!
And last but not least, the plushie toes.
You may kiss them
at your own risk of course