Do you see this? This is called grass
YYyyyeeeessssss..... that's right; you can even lay on it!
This is called being outside
come on then...
you can do it...
I know it's hard especially with your legs and fingers all wobbly from the withdrawals... but since your interwebz haz been broken for three days you could come outside and see what the world looks like... out here...
Our friends in CBland will understand. There's a good girl..