Ornj Magic

Saturday, September 14, 2013

New Construction and Quality Control

Friday, September 13, 2013

Nautiloid

Curls dormant waiting forvthe next deluge.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

How did Ollie Celebrate

His Viceroyship of Alcatraz bestowed uopn him by none other King Spitty himself?

By sleeping with the fishes of course!

Monday, September 09, 2013

Saturday, September 07, 2013

A Caturday in the park

Ollie: "Lookie Scraps! Dis my 'Regal' pose!

*viewer note Scrappie's expression: "I don't like you therefore I refuse to accept your reality in my reality..."*

Ms. Stella can be heard off camera to the right commenting to Ollie:

"Was that the one you were practicing the other night?"

Ollie: "Stellie! Dat wasn't my fault! Dere was a giant beast with sharp pointy fangs and ..."

Ms. Stella still off camera:

"Giant beast? I heard from Ole Tomcat (The Spitty doppelganger) that it was a baby possum sniffin the tip of yer tail when you was lookin at mothra, then when you did see it finally it smiled at you and Ole Tomcat said you totally freaked and that's when you fell in the pool backwards and he laughed so hard he nearly snorted the toona juice he was enjoyin!"

*viewer note Miss Scrappie oblivious reverie: "ooohhhhh, lookie; dragonflies..."*

Ollie: "WHAT? That's a lie! None of youz guys was there & so you don't know nuffing"

Ms. Stella: "You callin me a liar boy? You get yerself over ta here and you tells me what then really happened and I might consider not shipping you

off to the Cirque Du Soliel for their water show"

*viewer note Miss Scrappie: "who is that ornj cat over there?.."

Ollie: "Well, here I am, so what?"

Ms. Stella: "Um, not quite Mr. Marblehead, come over here, I don't want Scraps listening in and trying to peddle her 'woo-woo' nonsense on me."

Ollie: "Oh fine... here; (flops down hard on the grass) happy now?"

Ms. Stella: "That's better. You know Ollie?"

Ollie: "What Ms. Stellie?"

Ms. Stella: "I'm feeling all woozy."

Ollie: "Really Ms. Stellie, you want me to get you Mom?"

Ms. Stella: "As a matter of fact, I just feel like something's stuck in my throat."

Ollie: "Oh my gosh, Are you ok? What can I do?"

Ms. Stella: "I could really use a sip of water..."

Ollie: "she can be so mean..."

Happy Sunday everyone!

Friday, September 06, 2013

Someone....

decided to go for a midnight swim

since *I* was in the house at that proper hour for treats ...

sadly I was not there to film what must have been incredibily hilarious

Ollie: "shut up!"

note from That Woman: So, I'm calling him and calling him. Finally I see his head a the backdoor; I open the door (seeing as how it's still 80 degrees at midnight the a/c was on) I open the door and he's just sitting there, so I open the screen (ours has a cat door in it that's open but he still hadn't moved)... I go to pet him as he looked up and meowed at me, that's when I felt that he was wet. And not just just damp, but *I just feel into someone's pool* sopping, dripping wet!

I laughed all the way into the bathroom where I carried him (so now we are both sopping) and got him mostly dried off. He had the decency not to get on the bed till he was good and dry. Poor thing, I felt so bad for him.

Sunday, September 01, 2013

Carpet Cleaning Day

So after many, many moons of kids, teens, and now just me & the cat clan...
A friend gifted me a carpet cleaning for my living room & hall area.

The really GREAT news is that I am apparently on the committee to free all the lizards that have been entrapped in my house for who knows how long!

I am not kitten you when I say that so far I have found THREE 7 inchers (still living ) right UNDER my own rocking chair!

When I went to move another chair that is next to my oriental desk, under Ms. Stella's woobie ON TOP OF THE CHAIR was a darling little 6incher all curled up. I must admit that when I gently cupped my hands around him he seemed rather perturbed at me. After all, it is rather dusk and only now that it's cooled off a bit am I ready to get all this furniture moved out of the living room so that at 9am they can really get this carpet clean! I would love to have it ripped out and have tile or fake wood put in but it's not my house after all.

So, I will let you know if and when I find more of The Ozman's toys lounging around. The Ozman himself is unavailable for comment & won't be going outside till tomorrow morning when they show up.

Here's the Ozman now fleeing for his life now that the giant noisy is over.

I can only guess he's thinking 'what in the hell-o kitty is she thinkin puttin all my stuffs out here?'

'HEY! COOL, now I don't gotta hide alla my lizardos in da house cos all this stuff is outside the house'

Ms. Scrapps is next to leave the sealed safe room

Ollie: "I bet I can haz lotta lizardos hidin in all dis stuff out here and them lizardos won't even know it when she takes 'em all back inside' (Smedley laugh)