Sunday, August 19, 2012

Bliss

Our Sunday tradition has been off long enough. 
This morning Miss Stella will enjoy her first outing in more than two months

Think she's a happy girl? 

 I can hear you ya know?
 I'm ignoring you on purpose
 The grass, it calls to me; I must re-anoint myself
 properly
 might need some spit on this one
 oooohhhhh yyaaaaaaa;  dat's so niiicceeeee

 wha?
What's that gawdawful noise?


Oh; it's just the baby


glad he's not old enough to come out with us yet.   I needs my rest!


Happy SUNday to all 

And to all 

Good 
Nap!

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Good Morning!

This lovely duo greeted my eyes this morning!   What good boyz!


Monday, August 13, 2012

Construction zone!

Sunday's construction line 

 
was held up due to *unforeseen circumstances.  The delay did enable the worker to get some lunch but upon her return she did have to remove the obstacle so work could continue.  




Apparently the Island Cats Quilt needed 'paws on' inspection.  Miss Jenga was rather miffed when she was eventually moved but there was no blood loss from either party. 



Later this week mailings will all go out.  So far the mailer table looks like this:

xoxo
Ms. Stella

*unforseen here having the meaning of : That Woman got out the Catnip to put into the quilts during their construction and didn't really give much thought to marauding cats.  Rest assured Miss Jenga's efforts paid off for everycat given the only way to remove them was put Catnip out for all of them in the living room!

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Monday ManCats Featuring Ollie & Clyde

the second one is short cos my phone battery ran out.  

stay tuned for more adventures of this pair!

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Sunday Spoils


Caturday Silliness

Since the kittysitter was resting, 



That Woman was called into action  by the Great Grey Menace
PPffffTTTTtt!!  I have your feets!

now you must bring me

the ornj flyee thing!

 yes; dis da one; now make it GO

 aiiaaaeeeeeeEEEEE!!!!
 OOOOO I haz dat ting!

  dis some good toe diggin action!

 
i tryump's again!

 hoookay; pant pant pant,  gimme a sec...
 it's really hot in here?  are YOU hot???

 for Cod's sake turn on the a/c Mom!

 TW:  It IS on you goof.  
You is too plushie for your own good! 

 Let's take a break ... what do you think?

"ooooo, did beryy nice n'coolll on my middle section..." 


 HEY!  Who is THAT good lookin mancubcat?  


 TW:  Oh dear, another Drama Club Cat
Clyde, you go take a nap now.  I've got CatNip quilts to make! 

Whatever, I'm hangin here to stare at that Studcat somemore, mabee he will come over and hang out wif me!

Thursday, August 09, 2012

Oh I could hang here!



MS: Oh, I could  get used to hangin' out indoors alla time but I love to make your life a living death. 

TW:  Fine with me you old bat; but your wandering days are done.  Get used to it.  If you wish continue on this path of being so stubborn, yowling at the door for hours on end, I will simply need to get another kitten...just. for. you.   What do you think about that?

::crickets::

TW: Ms. Stella?

MS: Be quiet, you'll wake up Miss Jenga.  She'll just get all hissy cos I'm on her the bed. 



TW: Aww; I love that little face!  She's so beautiful and peacful and not demanding and irascible like somekitties.

MS: I really wish you'd learn to speak your native language.   You do brutalize sar-CAT-sum so.

TW: Very punny. 

MS: Tell my peeps why you are such a loser and haven't posted ANY of my awards!  I'm sure they are curious.

TW:  Well I'm sorry Miss Priss.  What with your auction, your footie care, your baby rat that I have to feed every 5 hours, this horrid 1000 degree heat and my ear infection I'm pretty tapped out.  You're going to make me want to do this:

which is one of these

so back off hissy face.

MS:   Well, at least we could ALL play with you then! MOL!!!  

TW:  *sigh*  What have you done with Clyde?  I can't find him.

MS:  Seriously? You think I would get near that holy terror?  Have you see it lately?

TW:  No, that's why I'm asking you! *snicker*

MS: Very funny; check under the bed.  He gets all hot with his plushie coat.  Sometimes he just crashes out there. 

TW: *looking under bed*


 TW: Looks like you're right.  Crapped out.   Well, I gotta get busy making your Thank You cards, CatNip Quilts, CatNip Birds & Note Cards.   You know where the food is right?

MS:  Very funny.  I'll come get you when it's time to eat.

xoxo

Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Monday, August 06, 2012

Quick Vote

She walks in beauty...


 #1 ^
#2^

I can't decide which of these images of my profile I like best.  What do you guys think? 
That Woman wants to know as she wants to make 'Thank You' cards for the auction.  

Thanks!
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Monday News~

Well, it's Monday!
That means that at midnight tonight Ms. Stellie's Footie Fix Auction ends
And my work begins! MOL!  

I can't express properly the gratitude  I feel for each and every person, cat, dog & 'other' who has donated to Ms. Stellie.  

I have been busy making Thank You notes, CatNip Quilts, CatNip birds, and various other projects for those who opened their hearts and pocketbooks for us.  
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In other news:
Here are the boyz
being goofs, just look at how giant Ollie is compared to Clyde!  
They now wrassle around with each other and it makes my heart sing for Ollie who has a buddie again!
The weather has been horridly hot and even with the A/C going night & day Master Clyde still requires extra coolness:

 and    ssssssssssssssssttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeetttttttttttcccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and down,,  aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(you can tell Ollie's a bad influence on him already- ignoring the camera like that)  
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And finally, 
somekitty found her way outside for what prooved to be a heartstopping hour (after her ornj accomplice used the bitey on the forcefield)
and in that time somekitty sauntered back in with a gift (of sorts)
This morsel little one
a tiny baby rat.  Poor thing didn't even have it's eyes open yet. 
 I took it to petco and they said 'thanks but no thanks' and 'heres a plastic container and some goats milk.  good luck!  (what that meant to me was every 4 hours making sure the heating pad stayed on and feeding it- Holy Cod!)
 4 days later I'm happy to report it's doing fine, eyes open and eating well.
 NOW WHAT??

Here is the culprit Queen apparently waiting patiently outside the door for her dinner to be done. 
MS: What?  I thought it was like the popcorn you eat, just put it in the microwave until it's done yes?... 

*sigh* 
so glad she's back to her normal self
albiet really hissed off that her wandering privileges have been permanently revoked. 
It is fun having her do 'thundering herds' through the house in the morning with Ollie & Clyde in hot pursuit.  
I imagine it starts out something like this 

MS:OUTTA MY WAY BOYZ! 
Ollie: Wha? Whereyagoing?Iwannacomesee!!
Clyde: heywhatchuguyzdoin?Canicome?caniplease,huh?huh?pleeeease?
MS: Ohfercodsakes!  I'm tired now, HIIIISSSSsssssssssssss!
Ollie: Oh I love it when she hisses at me, I have to go sit right next to her now. 
Clyde: *from under the bed int he next room*  Ollie?  is it over?

xoxo
That Woman 

P.S.  seriously, anyone have any idea what I should do next for this rat?

Thursday, August 02, 2012

Ollie & Clyde into Friday

Oliver:  'Clyde, I got you!  zzzpew! zzzzpew!
 Clyde:  "no you didn't!  I wasn't lookin! it's no fair if I'm not lookin! 

I getza haz a do-over dude!"




 Oliver:  'Alright FINE!  Here! PEW PEW PEW!!!
Clyde:  'AAAAWww MANN!  You TOTALLY got me!  


Clyde:  "heeheeeee, i'm SO gonna whip his giant orange butt! juss wait till he come's over dere!"
Oliver:   "um... lil' dude?  I'm on the same side as you"


Clyde: "AAaaahhMAN!"


Oliver: "we so gotta work on your skillz bro"