Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Ms. Stella Molecule

"Here I am."     
"I'm partial to this 'one'
It's orange-ish like me" 
"It sits alone, sentinal guardian of the riff-raff
Much like my job"
 
"I understand, it's so hard to uphold the mantle of Leadership"
 
 
"Hope 2014 brings all my HepCat furriends and their slaves
into perfect alignment"
 
or at the very least, some sort of grouping. 
 
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan  
Oliver
Miss Jack
Miss Scraps
That Woman
 

Monday, December 23, 2013

Economy seating

I was sitting next to Miss Jack.  This is why it's important to remember to go to the bathroom before you get in bed. 

Sunday, December 22, 2013

A Rare Moment of Tranquility

Scrappie                                                  Stella

Scrapps

Wee Tiny Stellie

Secret Paws 2013

Our Secret Paws Santa Claws this year was 
Sometimes, Cats Herd You!  

We got a darling box from 
Pierre, Ashton, Newton & Juke

That Woman thought you might enjoy some short video of us. 
Ms. Scrappie & Miss Jack were off sunbathing but between Ollie & Ms. Stella herself there was plenty of action! 





We can't thank you guys enough!  We love everything and even now when that woman is clicktying away we are having a ball chasing those soccer balls around! (especially over the tissue paper) 

Bonus Vid of Christmas Mantle and The Toeless one playing with the tissue paper, some more... 


xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Happy Catmas... Now watch this!



Funniest Cat Christmas Video ever.  Seriously, watch and laff your tails off! 

or this one...
This film maker is brilliant

Thursday, December 19, 2013

The wrath

talk to the paw cos the face ain't listening

I can't even look at you

what's wrong with you Woman?  Don't you see my eyes of shame upon you? Begone you dog lovin heretic!

pphhhhtttbbbbbttttttt! 

I run my blog with an iron paw!  CATS RULE

prolly take me for e.v.e.r to get this smell outta here

kiss this paw elebinty seven times & say twenty Hail Basts and I just 
might deign to speak to you ever again.
That is all

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

The Harlot

 
The office next to ours is a dog groomer.  Dana gets a lot of standard size poodles but this one
just kills me!  Meet 8mo old Max!  My favorite colors! Today we happened to be dressed alike so we did an impromptu photo op.  (pardon my no makeup; riding a bike each day kinda defeats that purpose)
 
Here's me attempting to 'shake' and Max looking emploringly as if to say
'Lady, I'm only like 8 months old, I don't do tricks yet'.
 
 
' But you is really cute so maybe I could... '
 
SSSSSMMMMMMMOOOOOOCH!  
ya; my new FB profile for sure!
 
And then 'Puppy' comes back!  
 Made my day.
The cats will be furious!
 
 
 
as soon as they wake up

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

The Queen

She's still got it!
 
*KS will note there are still eyeballs; apparently she hadn't worked up an appetite after she ate her breakfast this morning; this was clearly her answer to the charge of 'Old Bat' that I called her last night when she refused to get under the covers at bedtime. (Like she usually does) 

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Setting the record straight

I do not now, nor have I ever drooled.

That heinous vid clip yesterday was of That Scrappy Cat.

WE are not the same cat (I'm not entirely sure we are the same species to tell the truth) and WE are not amused by the confusion.

That is all.

Monday, December 09, 2013

Thursday, December 05, 2013

Footsie Friday

 
Yes Virginia, I stuck my finger right in there!
and was rewarded with a squeezie squeezie.   
I have smooched that bi colored footie pad, yes I have! 
this is her 'you are done, leave me alone now' look. 
 
best leave her be; I got my 'paw hugs' 
xoxo