Because it starts with hundreds of dollars (and several of these)
and ends up like this:
Sir Clyde, the boneless (aka, Mr. Dryer Lint)
Riddle of the day:
How do you get an 11 lb cat into a tiny space where water could come flying out at any time?
beat's me... (maybe we should ask Schrodinger)
'Old Toeless' thinks this is a riot!
BTW: That is a seamstresses' cutting board she's on